Snooki’s New Man

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By Nads | | 4:16 pm | 1 Comments
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Snooki has a new man, an Iraq vet. named Jeff Miranda. Hooray, she found love! Little Snooki met Jeff at club Karma, while partying at the Shore. The dude is a graphic designer, runs a video production company (so he probably shoots weddings), and collaborates with a clothing line (whatever that means). So in other words, he’s a working man, and has more jobs than a Jamaican.

Good for her! I think this guy is way cuter than Emilio, and it looks like he loves Armani Exchange–just like Snooks! She must be in Guidette heaven! Jeff claims he wants nothing to do with TV, and he’s really in it for the love. He told People“If they offered me to be on the show over [dating] Nicole, I’d say no…I said, ‘F— the cameras, let’s run away.’ I want people to stop hating. It’s not about fame, it’s about me being happy….I just want to be with one person…I hope she doesn’t listen to this crap and go with what her heart tells her. I’m not an a——. I’m really not.”

For Snooki’s sake, I hope he’s in it for the love, and not for the fame, but I wonder if he’d look twice at Snooki if she wasn’t on Jersey Shore. And can I just comment on Snooki’s hair for a second? I know she claimed her poof dead, but doesn’t a frontal poof count? She’s going back on her word…tisk tisk Snooks! Don’t claim a dead poof if it still has a heart beat.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Wow, this one is head and shoulders above Emilio..which should make him about 5’3″.

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