Sonja Morgan Is Broke With A Capital “B”

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By Nads | Tuesday, July 5, 2011 | 2:08 pm | 8 Comments
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Sonja Morgan is so broke that she’s in danger of losing her $6 million dollar home. She claims she’s over $20 million in the hole! That’s a sh*t load of money! I know a lot of that debt is from her “production company” she decided to start, but how could she think she could just snap her fingers and be a movie producer overnight? So delusional! It’s all the crazy juice she’s been drinking.

Girlfriend needs to get a hold of her finances because her $275K/year salary from Bravo is not nearly enough to get her out of her mess. If it were any of the OC bitches it would be a different story, but NY money is a different ballgame. I hope her ex coughs up some money to help bail her out–God forbid she doesn’t have enough money to buy her Jesus juice.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    2Hyper
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    RH franchise is cursed I tell you! Everytime someone signs up for the show, they go broke! Its either that or these people are just dumb.

  2. 2
    nads
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    probably both!

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    Don’t forget they also get divorced…

  4. 4
    ohralphie
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    I really like Sonja, but come on….how was *12 million not enough for her? How could that kind of money not last her the rest of her life?! Why risk everything in a get quick scheme? I can’t feel sorry for her. She could have done so much more with that money and still had a ton left over to live the lifestyle the Countess can only dream of. Sad really.

    *I think that was the figure she gave Jill of her assets.

  5. 5
    MSquared
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    I do actually feel sorry for Sonja. Her settlement with her ex-husband was only 3 million plus alimony. She had invested in a slate of films. One of them had already won 2 academy awards, so why not think that she would recoup her investment? Especially since she had all of these people she paid to take care of those things for her? (yes she was stupid not to look out for her own interest – but she had gotten used to people telling her what her interest was)
    And now, here she is waiting for her alimony, owning parts of land that she has a financial stake in but can’t touch until the litigation is done and the movie companies are suing her -while the people she paid to look after her are nowhere in sight, AND she is still responsible for the upkeep of the property that she can’t touch or sell until an agreement has been reached? That’s a lot of shit to be under. She made one stupid investment, and now a man with more money than god, and enough lawyers to keep her buried until she dies, who also replaced her with a newer more upscale version, is dictating her financial life while she tries to keep custody of the daughter they share.
    I don’t have a lot of “big money” problems but I would still feel over my head with all of that going on.
    She probably shouldn’t have taken on the Real Housewives – even as a lark. But, at this point, it’s the closest thing she has to a paycheck.
    Now she has to deal with being one of those sad women from Grey Gardens and dealing with a child that is at least a good 5 years younger than Avery. A child who can go visit her father and experience luxury, servants, the finest schools, the finest everything, and then come back to her mother.
    It’s like that movie about the Vanderbilts only sadder because there is a reality show involved.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    The Bouviers?

    Look, I feel bad for Sonja’s financial situation, but if she gives the world another Little Edie then it shall be worth it.

    *fingers crossed*

  7. 7
    MSquared
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    Hah! Sarcasatire, your hilarious! But, do you think that the Bouviers would have done a Real Housewives show? Because I can’t see either of them putting up with Miss Andy’s Shenanigans. No matter how far they had fallen, they would probably have felt they had too much class for BRAVO. Which is why I feel bad for Sonja.

  8. 8
    Tmurda
    Posted July 6, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    I refuse to have sympathy for anyone with financial trouble, but no job. Income for RH doesn’t count as work. It’s pathetic that people in our society find it more humiliating to cut down on their lifestyle, than to file for bankruptcy. If you didn’t have to work when you were married cause ur hubby made the money, then divorce him, you gotta go back to work. Divorce means you arent married to each other anymore, which means your source of income isn’t there anymore, which means you have to become the source of income, which means get a fucking job. And stop hiring people to tell you about the energy in your house and shit. I can help: Ask yourself “do I feel good or bad right now?” Good=good energy. Bad=bad energy. Viola! Now you can pay your water bill, instead! Ur welcome, Sonja.

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