Spencer’s “Scouting” Adventure

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By Nads | | 6:05 pm | 2 Comments
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I don’t know if Spencer Pratt was really trying to scout strippers, or if he was trying to make Heidi jealous, but allegedly the bearded psycho spent over seven grand at a strip club trying cast for his new film he’s producing, Tower 69: Beach Patrol Featuring 3D Boobs.

I’m so glad insecure little Heidi is divorcing him. Hopefully she won’t fall into another douchebag’s trap. As for Spencer…he’s out of his mind, and needs to get his ass kicked. Good luck being a “casting director” ol’ Spence. Hope your new career works out.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

2 Comments

  1. 1
    skatt
    Posted August 7, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Well, at least this way, he can write it off as a business expense.

    He’s just a plain old asshole with no shame, not a crazy one.

  2. 2
    Posted August 7, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    I thought he was broke, so where did he get the money?

    I’m still skeptical that he and Heidi (with her helium-filled boobs) are really getting divorced. I find it difficult to believe that Heidi is giving up on Spencer. I think they are playing all of us and are really planning to have some kind of breakthrough, one or both go to rehab and then reunite on a special MTV sponsored extravaganza. The only problem is MTV and everyone else is so tired of these two, they can’t get a show, not even on public access!

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