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danny gokey - endorsement deal

Danny Gokey just signed an ‘endorsement’ deal with Wisconsin Vision, the state’s largest independently owned optical company. His deal reads as follows: He has to wear 60 pairs of Wisconsin Vision glasses, be featured in Wisconsin Vision Milwaukee-area marketing campaigns including television and outdoor advertising and social media, and make personal in-store appearances.



Danny’s statement: Milwaukee will always be home and supporting area-based businesses is important to me…I’m known for my eye wear. With Wisconsin Vision I will not only have the best in fashion, but also the most accurate lenses available made right here in Wisconsin by a family-owned company.”

“I’m known for my eye wear.”–He forgot to state, “I’m known for my eye wear, and using my dead wife as a crutch…oh and I’ll spew douche on anyone that comes within 3 feet of me…but, in all, I couldn’t be happier for my local endorsement deal…did I tell you I invented eye wear…and my dead wife invented the lens? Yeah, we’re pretty amazing.”

Come on Massengill pony up, Danny needs another endorsement deal he can really get behind!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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