Tareq Salahi Could Be Posing For Playgirl

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By Nads | Monday, April 18, 2011 | 11:45 am | 9 Comments

Tagged: party crasher, playgirl, pose, real housewives of d.c., tareq salahi, tmz

OMG. I just threw up in my mouth, and all over my computer keyboard from this news–so I had to share this with you. TMZ is reporting that The Real Housewives of D.C. party crasher, Tareq Salahi, is close to signing a deal to pose for Playgirl. He apparently sent a few test shots of his naked self, and the magazine is now interested. They’re reporting that he won’t go full frontal, but he wants his spread to be of him riding his horse naked into the sunset.

Does he think he’s doing a teen tampon commercial? “Look mom! I can play tennis, swim, go horseback riding…”

Playgirl shouldn’t be so dumb to think people will buy the mag to see Tareq’s bare ass. In fact, you couldn’t pay me enough to even sneak a peek–I don’t want to see those cheeks.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

1

Mister Dangerous

Posted April 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm

I’ll look. I hope it’s a little chubby and not flat like a pancake.
2

Lauryn Morita

Posted April 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Ew. Just, ew.
3

Fan-Ann

Posted April 18, 2011 at 12:43 pm

None of our eyes deserve this amount of torture.
4

Angela Parisi LaRoe

Posted April 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm

I wish I had an eye infection instead of a double ear infection because I wouldn’t be able to see this.

I love you Nads but man, that is HORRIBLE news. Jk.
5

mnkid

Posted April 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
says it for me.
6

June Summer

Posted April 19, 2011 at 1:58 am

Is this a late April Fools joke? Off to buy stock in Clorox since it’s bound to go up when that mess hits the stands. brb Gross!!!!
7

truthsquad

Posted April 19, 2011 at 6:35 am

ARGHHHH! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
8

LAC

Posted April 19, 2011 at 6:39 am

Is it too early to sue Playgirl?
9

classy drunk

Posted April 19, 2011 at 6:51 am

“OMG. I just threw up in my mouth, and all over my computer keyboard from this news–so I had to share this with you.”

Did you REALLY have to share it with us? Now my grits and eggs breakfast is in my trash can.