Tareq Salahi Is Running For Governor Of Virginia

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By Nads | Wednesday, April 25, 2012 | 4:48 pm | 9 Comments
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Tareq Salahi is taking the next step to up his game after hitting reality stardom…he’s running for Governor of Virginia! Ha! How ridiculous is that? Is this his comeback tour from being called a fraud, his wife leaving him, and crashing The White House? And is he doing this so he can officially get into the White House and not crash it?

He told TMZ, “I am troubled to see how our current political figureheads continue to waste tax payer dollars! I’m a big believer in limited government, keeping taxes, regulation and litigation low, and if I do win, everyone is invited to crash the inauguration!”

Yeah, he believes in a limited government so no one can call him on his B.S.

Good Luck with that, Tareq!

 

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Bah, what BS. There’s no way he could raise the money needed for a campaign. He makes my sphincter contract so tight that I swear I could shit out diamonds.

  2. 2
    whoochile
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    why has my double post of “wtf” not come up?

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Make it stop!

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    Democrat? Republican? Or, The Rent Is Too Damn High?

  5. 5
    JR
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    @sarcasatire
    He’s running as a Republican though the state already has a Republican governor who probably agrees with all of the things he said above. Obviously he’s just doing it for attention.

  6. 6
    Liz
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 4:09 am

    I live in VA, and the one thing Democrats and Republicans here can agree on, is that the guy is a douchenozzle. He’s being sued for the second time by the state’s Attorney General:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/tareq-salahi-virginia-lawsuit_n_1447255.html

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 10:32 am

    omgl–will he just go away ???? Can I get an “Oy vey” ?

  8. 8
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    Poor Michaele…she could have been a governor’s wife giving love, love, love to the state of Virginia instead of getting pounded by a member of Journey. Ahhh, the choices we make…

    I can’t even write this without laughing…

  9. 9
    sheesh
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    @LAC
    I am reading your post laughing… love, love, love

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