Tareq Salahi Wants To Date Kate G

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By Nads | Thursday, December 1, 2011 | 4:23 pm | 9 Comments
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Tareq-Salahi

I swear I didn’t make up this headline. Not gonna lie, I kind of wish I thought of it, but you can’t make this stuff up. Access Hollywood is reporting that Tareq Salahi emailed Kit Hoover from Access Hollywood and said, “He wants to be set up with Kate Gosselin.” He asked her, “Is she really single? Set us up if she is.” And Kit replied, “Tareq, I’m totally on it.”

You all know I’m not a Kate fan, but I would hope that even Kate is smart enough to know to stay away from that trainwreck. I know he’s doing this for publicity because he’s a famewhore, but it’s amazing to see what lengths he’ll go to. I hope she goes out with him. I’d love to see them together–even if it is for publicity.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

9 Comments

  1. 1
    tvdiva
    Posted December 1, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    With all those kids, maybe he’s looking to sponsor a new polo team. Or he wants them to work the vineyards and stomp [store-bought] grapes.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 1:57 am

    I hope the Gosselin kids steal Tareq’s polo gear and brag about it on Facebook. Then I hope Kate leaves him for the singer of a third rate band.

  3. 3
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 2:01 am

    Which tops the chart in famewhoriness..Tareq Salahi and Kate Gosselin or Michael Lohan and Kim G?

  4. 4
    giffordsaz
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 3:56 am

    I cannot stand KAte G but even she does not deserve the bag of shot that is Salami. What I do know is she would freak him out by bitching him out for every singe thing he does. EVERYTHING. ANd for goodness sake, is he even single?
    Sarc.. if these two hooked up for any length of time Lohan and Kim G would not hold a candle to them.
    Crap, Salami makes John G look pretty damn good.

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 6:53 am

    I’m just so happy this isn’t about those crasy K-ishes I don’t care what happens.

  6. 6
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 8:56 am

    aaahhhhhhhh== two more fame-whores. Kids–this is a love story that will write itself. Who got custody of Sparkle???

  7. 7
    sheesh
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 11:21 am

    I think Sparkle made an appearance as a gift on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…what a fame whoar(se).

    Barn Apple-Des Moines-Chola Humper! I’m here until 3:30 central! Tip your recappers!

  8. 8
    Tmurda
    Posted December 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    ….*sigh*….This is the most random thing i have heard in a looooooong time. W. T. F. The way I feel bout kate is…meh, but I think she has at least a little appeal, and a little means she’s way too good for tareq cuz he’s the biggest tool on the planet. He literally makes me gag, and the fact that, out of all the females out there he could go after (stalk), he chooses Kate Gosslin? Why? There’s gotta be more to it than thinking she’s hot (eew) or something. Like, he prob has some weird fetish of being verbally abused and swallowed by the black hole that is her vag. Ick. Either that, or the appeal lies within gaining access to 8 children. If he IS “Chester the Molester” (which wouldnt surprise me whatsoever), then he must A) Have seen her on TV, and thought “JACKPOT!” with a simultaneous boner times 8, and B) Be as delusional as we all know he is, and think he seriously has a chance. Maybe he’ll wear his Cosby sweater and alchy-red face on their 1st date!…*cringegagcringe”.
    HATE!

  9. 9
    Detinha
    Posted December 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Why in the green world those people still relevant? Please, let them go!

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