Teen Mom Abuse Drama Keeps Going

Watercooler

By Flipit | Wednesday, December 29, 2010 | 8:30 am | 12 Comments
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We’re in the second half of the holiday swing now. Those of you who went home to visit family are probably yearning for the feel of a plane seat. Those of you who still have visiting family in your homes are probably wondering if you should just burn the place down and buy a secret hideaway with the insurance money. Point is, family is wonderful. For, like, a day. So those of you wanting to throw a celly at mom’s head, this is for you.

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More white trash relationship drama! TMZ reports that Gary, the big ole pasty shlub from Teen Mom, is asking the court to drop its “no contact order” against Amber. In other words, he wants her to be able to call him if she wants to. And that shouldn’t be a shock to anyone, seeing as how all he and Amber really know to have fun these days is to verbally abuse each other. Hey, movie tickets are up to like fifteen bucks in some places. It’s either fight or go out and get some exercise and sun, and we know he’s not gonna do that any time this decade. Let em fight! Then we can get more videos like this and feel better about our own boring lives k? Thanks.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    dazzyfresh
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Thanks for the Gary pic–i inverted and put down my donut…never thought tvgasm would promote healthy living.

    Shouldnt he be happy that they’ve jailed her up? I mean now he can ask for conjugals! oooh thats right, she doesnt want him…idiot.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 9:28 am

    We have requested no naked Gary pics. No means NO…flipit! My eyes have been violated.

  3. 3
    LAC
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 10:04 am

    OMG…that laid on top of somebody and created life?

  4. 4
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 11:49 am

    OMG, Flipit, THANK YOU, I needed some Gary Porn in my life, I hate to think of Amber getting her claws into that big soft ass of his! Gary! CALL me, you sexy thang! You can have sex with me all you want and I won’t ever make you clothe or feed or change anything that comes out of my bodeeeeeeeee…..

    I need to get laid.

    love, J-Mo :)

  5. 5
    LAC
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Oh, J-Mo…you are too hot for him. Do not cast your pearls before swine.

  6. 6
    LAC
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 11:55 am

    …because he will just chew on them, spit them at you and then get a lawyer…

  7. 7
    Someguy
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    He looks good.They should get back together. I know it will work this time. I can just feel it. Maybe they should have another child that always helps. Good luck you crazy kids

  8. 8
    Pixielated
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    Oh, LAC, I really doubt he laid on top of her.

    As awful as he is, he’s still WAAAAY too good for Amber.

  9. 9
    Joy1333
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 8:52 am

    I read on Radar Online that Gary recently went to Vegas for a “boys weekend”? Dropping cash everywhere? Could that be true?

  10. 10
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 10:17 am

    UH, I think he’s kind of cute.

  11. 11
    WaffleBoy
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 11:07 am

    At first I thought why is that guy wearing a mohair half shirt? And then…words fail me, wow.

  12. 12
    LAC
    Posted December 31, 2010 at 6:26 am

    Pixie – Darling, sooooo true. That would be painful! LOL!! Oh, yeah, from what little I have seen of Amber, most warm blooded mammals are too good for her…

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