Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans Getting New Boobs

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By Nads | Wednesday, March 21, 2012 | 5:12 pm | 6 Comments
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Teen Mom 2‘s Jenelle Evans is getting new boobs. I think the funniest part of the report is someone quoting a source saying “She got tired of having small breasts. Jenelle decided on a full ‘C’ cup because she does not want to go too big. Jenelle has already had a consultation with a cosmetic surgeon. Her mom went along to the consultation to show her support. They are getting along much better now.”

As for her boyfriend, Gary? “Gary is all for it. He says it doesn’t matter to him and he supports her decision.”

What young dude would ever be opposed for his girlfriend getting bigger boobs? The quote should have said, “Gary can’t wait to motorboat her C-cups, and is eagerly anticipating the growth.” 

 

 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Msjacqmills
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Who the heck is Gary? At least she dump that loser, keiffer.

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Oh I am so glad that the young mom has her priorities straight, Loved the pun about her mother’s “supporting” her.

    Back when the kids were little and our breasts were too, my bff and I would look at the well-endowd women and laugh that by the time they were 40 they would be tuckin’ ‘em in their knee socks.

    Ours grew all by themselves and we are both so happy that nature took its course. Now about those hips…

  3. 3
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Shouldn’t she get her head screwed on straight first? Or are these like, therapeutic boobs?

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 6:07 am

    am really confused now– she will do this with drugs or without drugs ???? Am sure her time in rehab gave her so much time for personal reflection and setting goals.

    Gary sounds like a real prince– hang on to him with both hands Jenelle and I guess now both boobs.

    Did she apply for a job at Hooters??? Its a prereq for working there I guess.

  5. 5
    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 7:50 am

    It would have been nice to read “She got tired of her son not having a college fund and decided to start one up for him.” But alas, that’s not to be read.

  6. 6
    SuburBint
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 8:05 am

    Word.

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