Teresa Giudice Signs On For Celebrity Apprentice

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By Nads | Tuesday, September 27, 2011 | 11:20 am | 14 Comments
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Teresa Giudice

Duck and cover because they just announced that crazy pants McGee, Teresa Giudice has signed on to be on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. It’s too bad she can’t take pride in being the first Housewife on Celebrity Apprentice, I know she would have really wanted that title…It would have been something she would have worn proudly on her chest. Either way, I’m excited about the possibilities that are to come–it’s going to be crazy town! I can’t wait to see who else got cast.

I love that Teresa has now become the breadwinner for the Giudice household. Poor Juicy Joe!

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    This is going to be a riot considering she can’t pronounce …. words. LOLZ

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    “Mr. Donald, I on’t understand why we di’int win. We had all the right ingredientses.”

  3. 3
    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    She is so dumb. This will be funny to watch.

  4. 4
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    yep, she does’nt have the smarts to pull this off!

  5. 5
    Robin Robinez
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    They should make sure she is in charge of the budget. Not because it would be a smart thing to do, I just want to see it.

  6. 6
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    I might have to watch this show now just to see if she makes them all wear giant bedazzleopard team hair bows.

    kthxbai

  7. 7
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Or should we call her “Swami” Giudice? **all a-giggle over her doofy turban**

  8. 8
    Iona Trailer
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 4:20 am

    She’ll be fired in Week 1 and she’ll blame Melissa for it.

  9. 9
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 4:59 am

    This is going to be awesome! She is so stupid that it will be tv gold… unfortunately that will also probably mean they will keep her around to flip tables. I hope that there is someone really smart AND really snarky on the women’s team to constantly make fun of her without her realizing it.

  10. 10
    truthsquad
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 6:29 am

    I can’t wait to hear Donald praise her “street smarts” or “fighting instincts” to justify keeping her around week after week just for her drama…

    These two are perfect for each other….her house is just a suburban version of Trump’s penthouse…I think they used the same decorater and wholesale furniture dealer, and they can share stories about how filing bankruptcy need never change your lifestyle….I suspect by the end of the show, America will have fallen in love with this plucky, lucky, wacky, tacky new twosome, and they get their own spinoff – “Trump and Tre”!!

  11. 11
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    This bitch is scraping the bottom of the barrel. I received my monthly rewards statement from my local casino, and her face was emblazoned across it: she is doing a meet & greet. I’m not sure how much she gets paid to do these events, but I have to believe the turnout wouldn’t be that great. (Although the Situation came to a different casino last year, and the turnout was huge.)

  12. 12
    Fan-Ann
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Aaaack, that picture! Half chola, half Gypsy.

  13. 13
    June Summer
    Posted September 28, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    @Snootchy
    Lisa from RHofBH could do it.

  14. 14
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted September 29, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Lol @ June
    Could you imagine?

    “Listen, Dahling, I’m not your friend, ok? You know I am not your friend. But, Dahling, your children are animals and you dress like a bloody strumpet.”

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