This next season of Ugly Betty will be big, how big??? As big as James Van Der Beek’s forehead! Good ol’ Dawson himself will be starring this upcoming season in Ugly Betty. Other people that will be making cameos will be Gina Gershon, Salma Hayek, and Posh Spice in….are you ready for this???? A fat suit! I would love to see Fat Spice. Fat and Fabulous is how she should roll (no put intended).
But let’s talk about James “Forehead” Der Beek for now…I know he’s been making a lot of appearances here and there and he did play Mox in Varsity Blues…but seriously, its about time he plays something that will suit his age. His poor forehead made him look so old during Dawson’s Creek, not Steve Sanders old in 90210, but more like Dylan old (btw…Dylan’s forehead NOT so small either). I wonder when he wears hats if he has to get an extra long bill to protect his eyes from the sun??? There is a good 7 inch difference between his eyes and forehead…maybe even 8…I lost count.
Anyway, back to Ugly Betty. Forehead Der Beek will be playing the owner of a fashion house, Atlantic Attire. The BIG plot will be that he has problems doing business with Mode because Alexis is a tranny. Sooooo…she used to tuck it in until she got it snipped. This season should be very interesting…Looking forward to seeing your forehead James!