The Bachelorette: The Finale (Spoiler Alert)

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By Nads | Tuesday, August 2, 2011 | 11:22 am | 8 Comments
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The Bachelorette Finale was NOT shocking last night. I’m going to make this a quickie, but I can’t believe that Ashely let Ben get down on one knee knowing she was going to kick him to the curb! It was obvious this whole season how JP was her man, despite what her tatted sister thought in Fiji. But lets be real…if Ben had any sort of chance in Fiji, his outfit on their final date probably sealed the deal that he’d be sent home packing.

So the show ended the way we all predicted. JP proposed, Ashely said yes and called him “baby” about 600 times, she’s moving to New York, and they’re still together…until they break-up.

So there it is…another lame season of The Bachelorette!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    considerthis
    Posted August 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Huge demand for dentists in NYC – just like Jake Pavelka is a Pilot! Bitter Sister aka Amy WHINE house is well on her way to the land of 1,000 cats – spinsterville. Ben’s ring was WAAAAY better than JP’s.

    Biggest ? of the night though was WTF was on Harrison’s head on ATFR – either dead skunk or bad Elvis wig.

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 2, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    It really was amazing the effort they put into humiliating the Bachelorette and her stable of metrosexual stallions this season. I’m not too worried about having Chris Harrison or Mike Fleiss beat me to a cab in heaven.

    Those two yutzes are gonna burn.

  3. 3
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted August 2, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    I don’t watch the show so it doesn’t affect me… but doesn’t putting a picture of the winning proposal defeat the purpose of the “spoiler alert” warning? ;)

  4. 4
    Carol Todd
    Posted August 2, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Ashley was so considerate of all others throughout the entire show not to hurt their feelings or waste their time. My whole opinion of her changed the way she treated Ben and led him on. Ben is the lucky man, really. He was too good for her and is meant for someone better. And he chose the most gorgeous ring.

  5. 5
    itchy
    Posted August 3, 2011 at 1:37 am

    Well, in her defense, she had no choice, she had to lead at one of the guys on to the end — it’s the whole concept of the show, and they all sign on knowing this is a possibility. And there’s also no doubt at all that Ben knew exactly what reaction he’d get (seeing as how they do multiple takes of these scenes) and went along with it because the producers insisted.

    As cynical as I am, I gotta admit I think the Ashley/JP thing may just be real — first time I’ve thought this since I started watching this shitfest.

    Also, I suspect the Evil AmyWinehouse Sister’s reaction to JP is probably easily explained by the Iron Cross tattoo over her pubes.

  6. 6
    Danielle
    Posted August 3, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Yeah, I’m actually surprised at how much chemistry I felt between these two. So, maybe??

    Carol T–don’t be too surprised about the 2nd place dud–it has to happen every season. Feel comfort in knowing that the majority of the compliments you heard from Ashley came from voice overs–which could have been from ANY time over the season.

  7. 7
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    She’s finishing her vetranararian dental assistant degree or whatever before moving to NY, so in addition to the tru-wuv under the gentle auspices of The Bachelorette problem, it’s also going to be a long distance relationship. = DOOM. (Actually, doom, lowercase, because who really cares?)

  8. 8
    itchy
    Posted August 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    She’s in Philly, he’s in NY. Takes about 45 minutes for one to get to the other. Hell, they can borrow my nephew’s apartment if they like, as long as the remember to take out the trash once in a while.

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