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The Brownstone Has Sh*tty Food
Watercooler
Monday, March 28, 2011
5:04 am
23 Comments
Tagged: bad food, brownstone, real housewives of new jersey
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While some blogs get first hand gossip about celebrities cheating, we here are TVgasm get gossip about how sh*tty food tastes! And that’s why I LOVE TVGASM!!!
Ready for it? A loyal Gasmii (who shall remain nameless) worked with one of The Manzo’s cousin, and it’s confirmed…all the rumors are true…They’re totally connected (hopefully I’ll have my kneecaps by the end of the week), and they also said that the cousin claimed the Brownstone had sh*tty food! Ha! You would think if you’re going to go as far as having a front for a shady business, you’d at least do a nice job to cover it up. It’s not that hard to boil pasta!! What a bust!
Our poor Jersey husbands are NOT having a good month…First Albert resigns from the North Jersey District Water Supply Commission, then Juicy gets arrested, and now the Brownstone has sh*tty food? Not positive!
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HA! HA! HA!
Connected? Yoos doan saay!
Let’s see…..I see Juicy Joe as a Paulie Walnuts type. Theresa is definately a Janice and Danielle was every Goomba Tony ever f’ed.
I can see Caroline as a mix between Livia Soprano and Ginny Sacrimoni.
Sadly, not a Michael Corleone to be seen….
A law enforcement friend of mine says that 90% of criminals are really, really dumb. Dumb enough to think they can get away with it. He’s says those guys almost ALWAYS get caught, first for something stupid (fake names, bad checks, DWI during routine traffic stops), and then get nailed with the bigger stuff once they’re under investigation.
He says the 10% of criminals that are actually SMART are almost never caught.
I think we know which group the Manzos are in.
Personally, I’ve been waiting for that guard dog Caroline bought to chew up a neighbor’s preschooler and for them to get hauled into court over it.
Bwahahahahahaha! Ooooh, we’re all hoity toity ladies who live in McMansions paid for wid honest money, ain’t we? One has to wonder why the owner of a catering establishment would be on the board of the local water supply commission. Huh? Why? I wonder if Miss Andy is crappin’ in his bikini briefs as more and more illegal info comes out about this Jersey freak show he’s paying.
That is so funny. Don’t worry Nads. If someone comes to kneecap you, we will all come over there to protect you. No, we will call Danielle to come over to protect you. BWAHAHA
Don’t you think if they really were closely connected that Danielle Staub would have suffered some sort of consequence by now? She allegedly stalked this faimly and pressed charges against one of their kids. But no one’s as much as keyed her car. I’m just not buying it.
@WMC? – How could they? If anything happened to her, they would be #1 on the suspect list!
@wheresmycoffee (great name by the way). I don’t think they would do anything to her A) it is way too obvious, B) They are on TV so I would imagine it would be difficult, although not impossible, to do something to her. And C) Why waste the money on someone like her? I think the drama between them is fake because I would think they would have an order of protection against Danielle if she really DID do everything they said she did.
I cannot wait for this show and RHONY to come back on. They are so much more evil on those shows than the other ones. Except no Bethanney on RHONY is going to be terrible because it means more of Fran Drescher Jr. aka The Zarin. Yippee. I rather get a pap smear than watch The Zarin.
Sorry for the TMI but it is so true.
@Snootchy, does the mob really care? lol It’s not like they’re intimidated by that pipsqueak, Danny or that long nosed dude that only nodded now and then.
Dammit, now I miss RHoNJ. =(
Thank you @ Angela Parisi. Oddly, pap smear and Jill Zarin do seem to go well together in any sentence. =-O
You know, maybe on second though … perhaps the mob got to Miss Andy, and that’s why Danielle was really fired? hmmmmmmm
I think they aren’t the real mob. They are “the mob” like Gwynneth Paltrow is a singer.
And they care too much for how they look and what people think about them, so they wouldn’t do anything to Danielle that might make them look less than perfect.
Or maybe they are just smart and have figured out that revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait until they don’t expect it, then get them!
And apparently that cold dish tastes like shit at the Brownstone!
Now we know what the brown in Brownstone is.
(I’ll let myself out now)
Where’s My Coffee for the win!
Look at the decor in the Brownstone….did you really think a place that looks the way it does would actually have good food? Sounds like they need to hire a new designer AND Chef.
Just don’t let Dina do the decorating! They’d be up to their tommy guns in buddhas and shit. They’d have to rename the place The Ommmmstone.
….and crosses and healing crystals,etc. Dina believes in covering all bases.
Eh, I know someone who see’s Caroloine on a regular basis and he says she’s just the nicest person. As for what her husband did, that is so common in NJ that I don’t even flinch…someone collecting two gov’t paychecks or 2 pensions or being on a board that they’re no where neear… its par for the course around here. Not sure what Joe is doing, that just seems stupid.
hey did that one spoiled kid become a cop. sounds like that would not pass the background.Even though I think mom and dad used there connections to the sheriff to get that kid in that fast and rob the world of the next great lawyer
Beg to differ…I live apprx. 5 minutes from the Brownstone. I practically grew up at the place b/c most unions, politicians etc…have events there. They actually have great food and I just had corned beef and cabbage there for St Patrick’s Day; it was great! Or maybe I’m just a fat ass. They may have an off day/event but those are rare. jersey4041 is absolutely correct though about that 2 paycheck/pension thing.
@Jersey404 and L Boogie, would that be why New Jersey courts were so willing to let Juicy Joe off so easily after all of his transgressions? Is it really just par for the course that people have under the table dealings and no one pays any mind? Doesn’t the state worry about the federal tax ramifications of that type of thing?
It’s a possibility and it’s likely. The new governor is ripping everyone a new one so I think a lot of things were swept under the rug under previous administrations. Not to say that the new governor is great but A LOT of people have been taken down already.