The Chenbot Invented The News

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By Nads | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 12:33 pm | 8 Comments
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Page Six is reporting that the ladies from The Talk are fed up with Julie Chen’s attitude. Apparently, when the Chenbot’s not around, the other ladies are not allowed to discuss anything that has to do with news because she’s the only one with a journalistic background. Rumor is that Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete are fed up and want to take Sharon Osbourne’s lead to leave the show. As of now, Sharon only said she was taking a break, so I don’t know what the deal is with the others…but it sounds like serious drama for the baby mommas!

A source told Page Six, “[Julie] said, ‘My husband feels strongly that you should not be talking about news [without me], you are not news people. Sharon just said, ‘I don’t know about this.’ She’d had enough. ”

Dearest Chenbot: Al Gore may have invented the internet, but you surely didn’t invent the news!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    plockeness monster
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Why doesn’t the Chenbot wear outfits like that anymore? She is so drab now.

  2. 2
    nads
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    I know. She needs to put the bot back in Chen!

  3. 3
    zerocool
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Because no one’s allowed to have an opinion about news events. WTF?

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I’m sorry Julie. I got lost in your cleavage and happily wandered for hours…What were you saying about hosting Big Brother… I mean, “the news”?

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    That’s gotta be Page Six shenanigans. That can’t be true, can it? Even for those cray-cray rejects who couldn’t get a chair on The View, that sounds pretty out there.

  6. 6
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    ““[Julie] said, ‘My husband feels strongly that you should not be talking about news [without me], you are not news people.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    The Chenbot’s a newsperson. At least she said husband instead of “Daddy.”

  7. 7
    Fan-Ann
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    Hey, if my husband was CEO of CBS and I was a journalist I would decree that they couldn’t discuss the news without me, no wait….I would decree that the news could not even occur without me. That’ll fix those non-journalistic bitches!

  8. 8
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 16, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    Wouldn’t that be awesome? “Hey, Bashar al-Assad! You wanna machinegun anti-government Syrian protesters, that’s your beeswax. You want it to make the NEWS, spun to make you look like a GOOD guy? Then you talk to ME.”

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