The Countess Likes To Keep It Classy On TV

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By Nads | | 9:45 am | 3 Comments
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Radar reported that our beloved tranny, Countess LuMann has booked a role on Law & Order: SVU. Apparently she didn’t even have to audition, the show went after her because she’s the big superstar that she is. On the episode airing February 23rd, she’s going to be playing an art collector who poses semi-nude at the top of the show. The Classy Countess told Radar, “As long as they don’t show my private parts, I’m okay…It’s only suggestive parts…It will be elegant, darling. It will be done in a classy way.” Of course they won’t be showing her private parts, it’ll give away the mystery of manny or tranny!

God, I can’t wait to see the The Countess and all of her suggestive parts try to act–It’s going to be all sorts of amazing.

Thanks @jokela for the story link.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Stewinberri
    Posted January 31, 2011 at 10:12 am

    NOOOOOoooooo, love svu, one of the few shows I watch. Unless she is portrayed in an unflattering light (guess trying to cast her as a Sharon Stone like vixen would qualify), I will lose all respect for Dick Wolf. Hmmph

  2. 2
    thiajok
    Posted January 31, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Wow about this, eh? A long way everyone has come from looking down their regal noses at Alex since season 1.

    I remember Kathy Griffin, who has actual acting experience, mentioning how she kept forgetting to hit her marks when she was on SVU–Cuntess will likely insist that marks are for proles only.

  3. 3
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted January 31, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    She looks like she’s about to let one rip in that pic.

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