The Grammys – Cover Your Boobs And Your Genitals

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By Nads | Wednesday, February 6, 2013 | 11:44 am | 4 Comments
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The Grammys have put out an official announcement banning, buttocks, genitals and breasts! Ha! You have to read their dress code memo:

Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory

-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-

***GRAMMYS 2013***

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

My favorite part: there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. I’m assuming they’re talking about balls. It’s all so funny..the breast curvature, the bare sides…

Amazing. These rules are stricter than my Catholic school I attended, except my Catholic school had one extra rule(s)–no open toe shoes and shoes must have backs on them. I wonder if that’ll hit next year’s dress code. They should just consult Mater Dei High School’s dresscode handbook. 

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    See, the puffy area I thought they were talking about were the lips or the mons.
    I mean…pretty much the entire genital region can be considered puffy in one way or another, so I guess they just want you to put the entire thing away.

    I wonder who was responsible for writing this and if they could do it with a straight face.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    “Don’t show your balls!” Ha I just got done watching Angry Boys.

  3. 3
    NikkiHughes
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:49 am

    I hope some fat dude comes shirtless with manboobs flopping around. Because apparently THAT’S okay….

  4. 4
    2muchbravo
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    Well, damn! I’d better rethink my dress for the Grammys! I was going to have my breast nipples and the bares sides out. Plus I was planning on exposing the fleshy under curve of my buttocks and writing some extremely filthy things on them. And, I was going to pick up some extra pocket change from Adidas and Nike for printing their logos on my exposed breast nipples. Man, what kill joys.

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