The Grammys: Who Broke the Rules!

Watercooler

By Chooch | Monday, February 11, 2013 | 10:29 am | 11 Comments
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A Couple of Couples!

 

Nicole Kidman and hubby Keith Urban were all smiles for the camera. I sure hope her Vera Wang dress looked better LIVE cuz I think it looks like the scrubby I use to clean my pots and pans. I think Faith Hill  and Tim McGraw are a really cute couple, but they can’t dress to go out very well anymore. Faith looks like someone wrote all over her chest with a Sharpie! Tim is just boring. Same goes for Keith. They are dressed almost identical, except Keith’s got some real clod-hoppers on.

While we’re talking about the MENFOLK… let’s check out some of the fashion statements they were making last night.

 

Justin Timberlake was all dressed in black and white, looking like a guy from the 60′s to me. He has changed his image sooo much in the past year. When I saw him last night on E! with Ryan Seacrest, I couldn’t tell them apart! Isn’t that creepy? Frank Ocean was all slick in navy skinny pants and a matching linen jacket.  His hand was bandaged from his recent altercation with Chris Brown. The two kept to their separate corners and the bell never rang for round two! Ocean won last night in the new category “Best Urban Contemporary Album”.

Justin Timberlake stole the limelight quite a bit last night. He sang two songs, promoting his new album, singing “Suit & Tie” with Jay-Z. He then went on to sing “Pusher Lover Girl”, which he introduced at a Super Bowl Pre-Show. Later Timberlake and Ryan Seacrest announced that next year the Grammy Association would be adding a new category to the awards. This one would honor the Teachers of Music. To qualify to win this award, you send in your music teacher’s name and a brief synopsis of why they deserve the award. All the information is on their website.

MORE MENFOLK

 

I would have to say that NAS was the “Best Dressed” guy last night. He was a class act all the way, from his classic silk jacket with the gold chain with little diamonds encrusted on the ends, to his bow tie and slim black pants. He looks cool. Jack Black, on the other hand, with his tuxedo pants and green sneakers don’t do anything but look stupid. Maybe that’s what he’s going for.

 

 Ne-Yo is just too shiny! There are too many layers of grey going on. I think he needs some color to break it up. I don’t think his pants fit him either. The Dream is going skiing.

“Will the patron with 2011 Ford Taurus please come to the service desk.”

Then Johnny Depp comes out on stage. He looks like he just got done working on someone’s car. He’s got this huge rag hanging from his front pocket like he just checked the oil and now he’s come to tell the customer their car’s ready! Actually he’s there to introduce Mumford & Sons. You never know with Johnny, do ya.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 1:24 pm

    There was no Chris Brown/Frank Ocean rematch, but did you see that Chris Brown was the one person in the theater that wasn’t giving Frank Ocean a standing ovation as he crossed RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM to accept the award? Of course. Douchebag. UGH

  2. 2
    MissZag
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    There is something up with JT’s face on the red carpet picture. He kinda looks like Harry Potter. Is he already dipping into the botox?

  3. 3
    blazergirl
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    I’m not usually a J-Lo fan and didn’t love her dress, but I did laugh when she came out in the dress and said “so I read the memo.”

    Overall, I thought the performances were quite good. I didn’t watch it all so I will go back and watch LL’s performance at the end, but I heard he put on quite a show.

    Also, I love that Kelly Clarkson is still just an awkward girl. Her acceptance speech cracked me up.

  4. 4
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Johnny Depp just looks like an idiot. Adele obviously fired her stylist and needs to do so again. Hated J-Lo’s dress, Beyonce looks like she forgot where she was going. I loved Rhianah’s dress but can’t seem to get past her and Chris Brown, it’s just too gross.
    As usual chooch I agree with everything you wrote!!

  5. 5
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    I look forward to this recap everytime there is an Award’s Show.I feel so fashionable when you agree with me.

    The Ellen, Portia and Katey caption really made me LOL and I am not normally a LOL’er.

    I thought Rhianna looked like a china doll. Before you made me focus on her forehead!

    Taylor looked awful in her gladiator get up. But then again, if Taylor Swift rescued a drowning kitten I probably still wouldn’t like her even if she was wearing something fab when she did it.

    Thanks Chooch

  6. 6
    Dizzle
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:38 am

    Taylor Swift needs to go the F$#@ away. Love JT but this time around not so much, he’s looking like a game show host these days with way too much makeup on.

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 8:38 am

    Justin Timberlake looks like a low-rent Robin Thicke. He just happens to be a better dancer.

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    Mimo
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 11:07 am

    I tuned in to watch, just in time to year Taylor’s m/f’ing “we will never ever yada yada yada” If I never ever hear that song again, I will be blessed.

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    carol
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    I didn’t watch the Grammy’s but love this recap, it sums up everything. Please tell me we are going to get this same type of recap after the Oscars.

    I’m on the fence about Rhianna. What people do in their own relationships is their own business. However, Rhianna has become someone that is in the public eye and a lot of girls look up to. This is where is gets bad. She is telling these girls (and some women) that being in an abusive relationship (not just mentally but physically) is okay. Both Chris and Rhianna (especially since she got back together with him) are always going to be remembered for the physical abuse that happened. There are famous people out there who do not exposes every aspect of their personal lives and they are happy. But then there are publicity hungry celebs who show it all, then get mad and think their privacy is being violated. You can’t have both.

    I honestly think that Kanye released (aka tipped paparazzi off) those photos of him and kim in Brazil to have it look like he was better than the Grammy’s (or that he was upset he wasn’t invited).

    Angelina’s leg was ridiculous at the Oscars last year, but it was semi okay because the slit did not go all the way up to her crotch. J-Lo’s leg was dumb. It looked bad, not because it looked like a normal woman’s leg, but because the entire leg was out. And yes, I totally agree, her entire look (head to toe) was something I would expect kim k to be wearing.

    CBS released that memo the week before the Grammy’s. That is not fair to any of the women. Some of these gowns/dresses/outfit have been in the planning/making stages for weeks. So to announce right before that they might have to wear something else is a little mean.

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    labowner
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    Anyone find it interesting that JT suddenly has a new album and tour right after he got marriage?

  11. 11
    Pawesl
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 7:14 am

    Kanye was nominated for Ni**as in Paris. He would have been invited to the event. For whatever reason he just decided not to go.

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