The Hoff Has Landed On His Feet

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By Nads | | 1:31 pm | 4 Comments
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The Hoff has just signed on to sit next to Simon Cowell on Britain’s Got Talent‘s upcoming season. So I guess the cancelation of his reality show didn’t seem to affect him getting a job…granted he’s not working in the States, but he still landed a huge gig.

The Hoff’s main audience is in Europe anyway, so he’ll do just fine over there. I wonder how Simon’s going to like sitting next to him. I guess it’s no worse than sitting next to Paula. Except Paula is actually remotely sane compared to the Hoff. He’s a mess.

It’s nice to know that the trend in Hollywood still remains the same: The bigger the trainwreck you are, the more work you’ll get.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 14, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Where’s my crackpipe and tacos? Oh wait, I should be famous first, before I get hooked on the bad shit. Or else, who cares?

    If a bear shits in the woods..

  2. 2
    k37744
    Posted December 14, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    When I was 16 years old I had the “pleasure” of working at a nursery where I learned to prune vegetation in a cramped barn for 12 hours a day at $3 an hour. They had one dingy bathroom. In this bathroom was a glossy picture of one David Hasselhoff, naked with sharpeis on his netherregions. I have told of this elusive picture for decades, but like the Yeti, I couldn’t prove it. Thank you Nads for making me relive a truly horrifying experience. (The job and the picture).

  3. 3
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted December 15, 2010 at 8:57 am

    OMG! That photo! My eyes! My eyes! It burns!

  4. 4
    TeaLea
    Posted December 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    I’ve been glancing at this photo everytime I come on the sight, and only now did I realize he’s lying there with dogs…I thought they were just really ugly pillows.

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