The NY Post is claiming that Monday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey fight was the worst in the franchise’s history, and I believe it. Weave-gate doesn’t even come close to what happend on Monday’s episode. I mean they didn’t waste anytime–they started that show off with a bang, it was brilliant. The show made such an amazing statement of “We’re the Jersey franchise, don’t mess with us.”
“The fight didn’t start when [Teresa] came up and said, ‘Hello.’ Nobody in their right mind would start a fight over that,We were in complete shock that [Teresa] was playing it up a bit at the christening, pretending to be nice. Me and my husband are not putting on a show, so we tried to cut it off right there, and I guess she thought that we were going to put on smiles and play the game. But that’s not who we are. We’re real, and we don’t put on fake smiles. We were getting ridiculous, ridiculous calls from Teresa after we signed up for the show. You wouldn’t believe the things she was saying. They were completely uncalled for and not the kind of thing you’d ever expect a sister to say to her brother. I cried the whole time I watched [the premiere]. That’s my baby’s christening and that’s the memory I have.
That fight was insane, but Juicy Joe didn’t start the whole thing. Fights broke out, one after another like dominoes. His “charging” as Melissa calls it (which wasn’t even charging) may have triggered the violence, but it was two-sided. I know Melissa is putting this whole thing on Teresa, but all they’re all crazy. Teresa WAS indeed late to the christening, and who knows if she congratulated her brother at the church like she claimed, but regardless he was a d*ck to her. I can’t wait to see who will be the queen of the crazies this season. And speaking of crazy, I don’t know how much I love Melissa just yet. Teresa’s brother seems crazier than Teresa, doen’t he? And Melissa is on that same crazy train. However, I am liking Kathy…she seems like a straight shooter with her Lebanese-Mob husband.
All I can say is I am totally hooked. I know Beverly Hills was the apple of my eye once they hooked me, but how could I forget my true Jersey love?
Here’s the fight, in case you missed it (let me reinterate that this was all at a Christening!!!):
Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.