The Jailbirds Are Pissed At Lindsay

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By Nads | | 12:04 pm | 1 Comments
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I love that Lindsay’s jail companions are leaking stories to the NY Post. It’s like jail paparazzi! Apparently all the inmates at Lindsay’s jail are pissed because she’s getting special treatment. They’re all up in arms because Lindsay was allowed to have a personal visit from her mom and sis, when jail rules state that all personal visits are for the weekends. Nicole Holmes, an inmate that got released yesterday complained, “Every time she walks [out of her cell], they put us, the whole jail, on lockdown.”

It’s like Nicole Holmes was the Perez Hilton of Lynwood. I’m sure the tabloids are going to be all over all the recently released inmates to get the dirt. I think it’s pretty damn funny. I love that Lindsay’s in jail for the mere fact that it provides entertainment for the inmates. This must be the most action they’ve gotten in a while.

On another note, I wonder how she’s doing on her Adderall? Her cell must be spotless!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    richard_christys_taint
    Posted July 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    I feel bad for her. She had no shot with those parents.

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