The Judge Wants Lindsay Behind Bars

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By Nads | Wednesday, February 23, 2011 | 9:09 am | 5 Comments
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Lindsay was poppin’ bottles way too early when they changed her courthouse and judge, because TMZ is reporting that her new judge wants Lindsay to do jail time. They’re saying that any sort of deal will include jail time, so Lindsay is now going to trial and claiming she’s innocent. Bottom line, she stole the piece–whether it was an “accident” or not, it was still stolen. It’s crazy that they’re making it a grand theft case–it was an overpriced necklace. But then again, if Lindsay wasn’t such a mess, I’m sure circumstances would be different. I’m not sticking up for Lindsay, I absolutely think they should throw her ass in jail…she’s how HOW MANY chances and still manages to f*ck up? Let’s see how innocent the judge thinks she is. Better yet, let’s see what she wears today.

I think Dina said it best when she told E!, “People made such a big deal about it, but Lindsay, being a well-endowed girl, she couldn’t help but look good in it…The dress wasn’t risqué, it came down to her knees. I told her that tomorrow she’s got to wear a black pantsuit.”

Honey, the dress did NOT come down to her knees. It was an oversized scrunchie.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    sheesh
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 10:23 am

    I wouldn’t mind the world ending so I wouldn’t have to be disappointed over and over again by the mainstream’s interest in what this chit is wearing. To court. Because she stole a $2,500 necklace.

  2. 2
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Honestly, has the little tart gotten “more chances” than any other recitivant currently clogging up the justice system? Think about it: threaten your girlfriend, get probation. Smack your girlfriend around: do 15 days in jail, receive stricter probation. Violate your probation roughly 15 minutes after you get out of the hole: 60 days in jail (but 20 with good behavior). Get drunk, smack your girlfriend around, knock over a liquor store: couple hours in jail, out on bail, stretch the trial process out over two years.

    The only difference between a drug-addicted, wife-beating, high school dropout and Lindsay Lohan is that one of them is instant infotainment. Neither one of them has to worry about serious justice being visited upon them anytime soon.

  3. 3
    Alice
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Two words: Charlie Sheen

  4. 4
    thiajok
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    They’ve been sending messages back and forth via the media and Dina, Alice. You know, sort of like a 12 Step Group for active addicts.

  5. 5
    Alice
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Charlie Sheen goes beyond “active addict” He should have a disorder named after him. What comes after drug addict? Sheenism.

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