The Kardashian Sisters Like to Make Their Vaginas Shine

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By Nads | | 4:07 pm | 3 Comments
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I’ve officially heard it all. The Kardashians may not have a prepaid credit card to promote, but they allegedly have shiny vaginas. They told Conan that they put mayonnaise on their vagina to make it shine like the top of the Chrystler building. Of course it was all a joke, but it kind of made me LOL. The mere thought of someone putting mayo on their vag makes me wanna gag. And I kind of love that Khloe said it…We all know that Venti Kardashian doesn’t have a vagina! Silly Kardashian!

Here’s the full interview. It’s actually funny (vag talk at min 2:32):

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Yuck
    Posted December 4, 2010 at 2:29 am

    Once again someone from hollywood shows us why this country is doomed.

  2. 2
    itchy
    Posted December 4, 2010 at 4:51 am

    The only saving grace about these skanks is that they’re not running (or hinting at running) for public office.

  3. 3
    Awwwlene
    Posted December 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Ironic moment of the year: Girl who made disgusting sex tape to get famous informs her sisters talking about mayo on Twitter is inappropriate!! How about shutting both ends of your twits girls. Love..:D

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