The Masseur Has A New Lawyer: Gloria Allred

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By Nads | | 9:01 am | 14 Comments
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After John Travolta’s masseur’s (masseur #1) allegations were dismissed and he was dropped by his lawyer, he went right out and got another…guess who? Gloria Allred! Nothing better than getting a media-whore-pitbull lawyer on your side! Gloria said, “Mr. Doe’s lawsuit was dismissed without prejudice, which means that he is still legally entitled to file a lawsuit against John Travolta if he chooses. We are in the process of conferring with him regarding the next steps, which he may wish to take. Our client and our firm has no further comment at this time.”

Oh man, I’m sure John is pissed that this won’t go away!! I know he has all the money in the world, and it’ll be chump change to settle, but his secret is so out!

Here’s the thing…I know craiglist ads are pretty legit and shady at times, but honestly if I see an ad for a massage on craigslist, I’m thinking someone’s trying to sling ding-a-ling. Right? You can’t blame John for hiring those dudes. 

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    sweetblondie
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 9:41 am

    You can tell by the way he used his walk…that he’s so gay!

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:08 am

    I’ve no idea if these allegations are true. Why would a star of Travolta’s magnitude put himself in this kind of position. He’s got to know that people talk. So, what if he is bi?

  3. 3
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 10:17 am

    All this went down at one of Beverly Hills Hotel’s bungalows. Didn’t JFK bone Marilyn Monroe in one of those bungalows? Is that THE place for discreet sex on the side in the LA area?

  4. 4
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 11:37 am

    @2muchbravo, I think that JT’s bisexuality or homosexuality has been an open Hollywood secret. As I posted on the previous JT post, he has had a series of gay sex scandals that are documented on his Wiki page and I’m sure if you google “JT Gay,” this scandal and previous ones will come up. I really don’t care if he is gay, bisexual, in an open relationship, etc, but I do wish he would express his sexuality in more healthy ways than hiring prostitutes because now it may cost him his career as a leading man and potentially his marriage.

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Micheal K over at DListed has a John Travolta spotted-in-the-sauna-booty-in-the-air sighting at least once a month. I kinda thought the whole gay thing was just a open secret that no one spoke about and just accepted.

  6. 6
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Sling ding-a-ling

    nads…you sent me back to my giggling 12 year old self!

  7. 7
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    I have the same question as 2muchbravo. Someone with Travolta’s clout and connections surely could hire a discreet hookup…couldn’t he?

  8. 8
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 5:35 am

    agreeing with Cherry and Toomuch—-Lord JFK had many of his “dalliances” kept quiet–why not JT??
    I dont know much about Scientology but is homosexuality prohibited?? Or is any sexuality not acknowledged at all?? I mean hey educate us Tom Cruise and JT—The more we know…. shooting star

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 5:49 am

    So right HotC! Education shall set you free, unless of course Scientology deems homosexuality a no-no (which would be another reason not to approve of it). homosexuality is pretty well accepted in society now. So does anybody know anything about it?

    Good grief, JFK was dallying half a century ago and celebs had much more privacy then. Hard to keep anything on the down-low these days. Get your peeps to work for you, JT.

    Sweety, that is funny! Loved it. Seriously, I was in a theatre company with a bestie who is as macho as they come, and gayer than springtime. I was his “wing person” to discourage actresses who fell for him, and I tried to hold them off.

  10. 10
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 7:17 am

    I haven’t watched Kathy Griffin’s new Bravo Thursday-night talk show yet, but I’m gonna tonight based on an promo bit that I saw last night: “We’re gonna lay it all on the table . . . the massage table.”

  11. 11
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 9:02 am

    @snowshoecat, aren’t all men in a theatre company presumed gay until proven straight?

  12. 12
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 10:02 am

    You mean they aren’t ? *giggle*

    It isn’t too amazing that young women believe exactly what they want to believe — like the reality of reality shows.

  13. 13
    truthsquad
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I’m so tired of these vicious rumors about my favorite stars…who next?….. Tom Cruise? !!

  14. 14
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 11:58 am

    It’s time to come out of the closet, John.

    Really, nobody cares anymore and you’re not exactly a leading man type anymore either.

    Please. Your sham marriage is so pathetic and so 20th century.

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