The Mayor Of Wasilla Responds To Levi

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By Nads | Wednesday, August 11, 2010 | 9:12 am | 1 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

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Oooooh Snap! Levi just got told! The Mayor of Wasilla, Verne E. Rupright–yes you read it correctly, I wrote VERNE, commented on Big Levi’s plans to run for mayor…he said, “Well, it is a little early to declare (running for mayor). Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”

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I love that ol’ Verne told Levi to get his high school diploma. I’d be scared if I were Levi, Verne means business…he’s a Vietnam Vet, he’s planning on running a second term, and you better believe he’s going to try to protect his seat. I almost picture ol’ Verne to look like Elmer Fudd carrying a shotgun giving the above statement…

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“Weww, it is a wittwe eawwy to decwawe. Usuawwy most wait untiw the yeaw the seat is up. I am neawwy owd enough to be Wevi’s gwandfathew I think it wouwd be wise fow him to get a high schoow dipwoma and keep his cwothes on, uh-hah-hah-hah. De votews wike that!”

Run for your life, Levi…Verne’s gonna kill you!


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted August 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Verne isn’t going to kill Levi, he’s just not going to take him seriously or devote that much thought to him…

    …which would actually “kill” Levi or many of the other Fame Whores. No Black Arrow needed!

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