The New Dancing With The Stars Cast

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By Nads | | 3:09 pm | 23 Comments
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The new DWTS cast is leaking slowly. Today they revealed The Hoff, and now they’ve leaked that Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, and Jennifer Grey have signed on.

The current cast so far is:

The Hoff

The Situation

The Florence Henderson

The Audrina Patridge

The Jennifer Grey

The official cast will be announced on August 30th, and the show premieres on September 20th. The cast looks pretty damn good so far, especially with The Situation, and The Hoff. Plus, Jennifer Grey–she’s come out of hiding! I swear that poor girl didn’t work after she got her nose job! DWTS could be her big return. I know it’s just reality, but at least it’s something.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

23 Comments

  1. 1
    marijai
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    I think we should put our collective heads together and come up with a “the” nickname for each contestant. Except I’m not snarky enough to come up with something funny. :(

  2. 2
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Jennifer Grey can be “The Nose” Audrina can be “The Teeth”

  3. 3
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Florence Henderson = FloHo

    The Hoff = AssBurger

    Now I really am going to get a load on! LOL

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Audrina Patridge = The Dead Eye

    Jennifer Grey = The Biggest Hasbeen of Them All

    @PCheez..I could use a cocktail myself but I can’t bring a baby to the bar. (Or can I?) *strums fingertips on chin and ponders options*

  5. 5
    marijai
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    I was thinking “The Hills” for Audrina, cause her hills got bigger as the show progressed, “The Nose” for Jennifer, since it ruined her career. See….not good at this! :-)

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    @Marijai: The Hills have Dead Eyes!

  7. 7
    mel
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    The Dead Eye for Patridge is perfect!

  8. 8
    Pixielated
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Didn’t Jennifer Grey have a nose job? Is that an old picture or did she have it reversed?

    I vote for “The Nose Job” for her. It’s all anybody notices about her anymore.

  9. 9
    chemgal
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    @sarcas, what the hell do you think they make those fake mustache kits for, fun? Hell no, slap one on that baby and go out!

  10. 10
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    @ Chemgal..lmao!!! I have to buy one, stat! (Actually, I have taken her out for a drink before, but I make sure it’ a restaurant that serves drinks, rather than just a bar. Oh, and I always order an appetizer, just so nobody gets suspicious! But don’t worry, I don’t drink and drive..unless you count steering a Maclaren! haha

  11. 11
    Faye
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Didn’t Ms. Brady sleep with Greg? She can be The Cougar and if it’s true that Brandy is also part of the cast, she can be The Forehead

  12. 12
    tvaholic
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    @sarcas-I used to bartend in northern Wisconsin-sadly, it’s not unusual to see a baby at a bar up there! At least with the new smoking ban they won’t be craving Marlboros when they go to kindegarten. It always makes me think of “Sweet Home Alabama”-”You have a baby….in a bar!”

    I don’t always watch DWTS, but Jennifer Grey is genius casting. Casting The Situation & Audrina is just sad.

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    @tvaholic- Well, if it’s socially acceptable in WI, then…. *hops on Greyhound*

    In NYC, some places allow dogs in bars (although, from I’ve read, I think your kitty would also be quite welcome ;) ) but most draw the line at babies. Babies cramp the other bargoers’ styles..but a dog, a dog is cute and gives the place an edge.
    Dogs just sit there letting drunk people clumsily pet it. (Babies, not so much)
    I remember a few weeks ago in a bar, petting a woman’s dog (clumsily, much to my chagrin), and she starts in on how old (16) and sick it is (last legs), so I slurrily comfort her, as I stroke her dog against the grain, but providing the contact info a pet insurance company i use. See, alchohol and pets bring people together. Babies, not so much. Moral of the story… NYC bartenders may keep biscuits behind the bar but never Gerber. #themoreyouknow

  14. 14
    nads
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    @Pixielated yeah–it’s an old pic of Jennifer Grey…pre-nose job. Before they took out baby’s bump.
    @sarcasatire – LOL
    @Prodigal Cheez – Loving Flo Ho

    In addition to their “the” names…they should have Jersey Shore nicknames, just for the f*ck of it.

    I put Jennifer Grey’s name in the Jersey Shore nickname Generator online and it spit out: “The Ashley Simpson of Cape May.” That site is legit! LOLLLLL

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 25, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    @Nads: When i tried it, I got The Opportunity.

    You hear me knockin’?

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 1:15 am

    @Nads..I sent you a PM. :)

  17. 17
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 8:21 am

    I used my real name…and came out B-Cat.

  18. 18
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 8:30 am

    @sarcasatire, I don’t know how to check my PMs?? Oh no! I’ll ask our site people! LOL. You’d think I know being with this site for so long, but the redesign has left me in the dark with a lot of things.
    You can always facebook me @nadinerajabi

  19. 19
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 8:30 am

    B-CAT IN DA HOUSE!

  20. 20
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Audrina is Celing Eyes

  21. 21
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 9:12 am

    @Nads: Well, for the posters, we sign in and then go to forums..and click on posts and there comes a screen that tells us if we have PMs and also allows us to compose them. However, it may be different from the ‘backend’ of the site. But no worries..I can contact you on fb. :)

  22. 22
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 9:25 am

    I can’t wait to see FloHo do a Paso Doble! Think she’ll be paired up with Maksim?

  23. 23
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted August 26, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I don’t know, Nads…I kinda like B-Cat. I think I’ll keep it LOL

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