The Newest Addition To The Real Housewives Of Orange County

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By Nads | Monday, December 19, 2011 | 11:47 am | 7 Comments
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heather dubrow

The Real Housewives of Orange County has added a new cast member. Her name is Heather Dubrow and she’s a former actress and now housewife. She used to star in CBS’s That Life, but now is sitting on piles of money thanks to her plastic surgeon husband. She’s a mother of four, and does nothing but wipes her ass with hundreds. I’m curious to see how the other women will to react toward her because she’s so rich.

The new season premieres February 7th at 9PM on Bravo.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Yes!!! This should be fun to see the other ladies clamoring to what little money they have left while the new lady is tipping the driver with hundreds.

  2. 2
    maryedith
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    And I see that, in the proud tradition of almost all of these bitches, she has had no plastic surgery other than “a little” filler.

  3. 3
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I’m sure they’ll react to her the same way they react to everyone new: sniff her anus, lay their ears back, spit, and commence trying to claw the newbie into thin, trembling ribbons.

    Then they’ll be besties.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Bullshit she has never had work done besides filer.

  5. 5
    kloewent
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    How does that even work when she is a brunette!!! I didn’t think it was allowed!

  6. 6
    nads
    Posted December 20, 2011 at 12:00 am

    @kloewent – that made me LOL. But let’s face it, they’re all brunettes down there. yeah, i said it. too gross?

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 20, 2011 at 5:55 am

    ROFL KLOEWENT-
    So who isn’t coming back ???? Real Housewife Slade Smiley????

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