The Real Housewives of D.C.–Operation: Missing Bra

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By Nads | Friday, October 1, 2010 | 9:27 am | 23 Comments
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white-house-crashers

The Real Housewives of D.C…I’m so glad we finally got to see the big White House episode, the big reality TV moment that’s been talked about all year..and still we didn’t learn anything new from the episode, rather it just confirmed how brainwashed, and stupid Michaele is.

Quick replay of last night:

Michaele getting her make-up done: “In 2005, we sponsored Rock the Vote, we got a chance to connect with President Obama then.”

Then she starts spewing that Oprah will be there too, and says to her make-up artist, “She’s been a big part of both of our lives.” –Is she serious? You know, Oprah’s been a big part of my life lately too. She serenades me to bed during her 1AM replays. CRAZY.

After getting her make-up done, Micahaele gets in the chair to get her hair done, and starts talking about Obama, again! Then her innocent hairstylist simply asks Michaele to see the invite, “Do you have it?”

Of course Michaele says yes, and quickly runs out to her limo searching for the non-existant invite. During her search she’s a little frantic–her bra and her shoes have gone missing too. Which missing item seems more important to her? The bra.

Then we see the curtains pulled back, and hear an exchange between Michaele, and the Producer.

The producer asks, “you’re still looking for it, right?”

Michaele responds, “Well I don’t know. Who has it?”

The producer says, “I don’t know–I thought you were going to run out there and bring it here.”

Michaele responds, “What do you want me to look for?”

Then, the Producer knocks it over her hear, “Remember, your invitation, you said, you’ll look for it, and I’ll bring it back to show you.”

Later we see Tareq say, “An invitaton to the White House is a formality really. It’s something you keep, possibly frame… You do not need the invitation to get into the White House.”

Right, an invitation IS a formality when you’re being invited!!! So basically they crashed.

I just want Antoine Dodson to call Michaele and Tareq out:

The best part is that Michaele, and Tareq are now threatening to sue the other cast members of the Housewives if they call them party crashers.

Their lawyer made the statement: “It is simply a false statement of fact, and defamatory, to call the Salahis ‘party crashers,’ as it suggests they have committed crimes.”

One word for this couple: sociopaths

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

23 Comments

  1. 1
    Sassygrl72
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 9:48 am

    The only person more sleazy than this pair is the lawyer who took their case. The evidence against them is overwhelming. Who honestly thinks they have a case? The joke is probably on the lawyer. Given the Salahis’s history, getting paid by them is questionable at best.

  2. 2
    Libithina
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 11:46 am

    One word, four syllables: Puke-a-tron-ic

  3. 3
    tvaholic
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Every time I saw Tareq in his too-tight tux last night was, “Fat guy in a little coat!”

  4. 4
    Bionic Television
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 11:53 am

    LOL @tvholic!!

    Michaele’s delusion downright frightened me in this episode, yo.

  5. 5
    Bionic Television
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 11:54 am

    (And I loved the ominous music during the whole dinner-prep process, even during Michaele getting hair & makeup done. Genius.)

  6. 6
    Spoon
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    What was also freaky was that, with this episode, we finally 100% saw cracks in Michaele’s friendly “I love you” demeanor: she was cursing, sounded malicious & angry, creepily con-artisty, etc. Freaky and awesome TV. Thank goodness for these crackpots in a sense, even though we hate them – without them this show would be irredeemably boring.

  7. 7
    Iona Trailer
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Squirrel!!!

  8. 8
    thiajok
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    LOLOLOLOL @ Nads for bringing Antoine’s video into this! Absolutely hilarious!

  9. 9
    LAC
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Bionic TV – so true, about the music. I didn’t notice it until my giggling teen brought it up. What a lying ass bitch ole Mic is – stalling for time, trying to pretend that the search was for a bra and then doing that eyes looking everywhere but at the camera making up a story shit. Her and Tubby McGrifter are ridic!!

  10. 10
    Pixielated
    Posted October 1, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    I can’t believe how much this couple has aged in five years. I get it with Mic; she’s thin and that can age you in the face. But Tareq looks 10 or more years older! Stress, I guess, and alcohol.

  11. 11
    nads
    Posted October 2, 2010 at 10:41 am

    @thiajok – When I was watching the episode I kept thinking of Antoine, “You are so dumb!”

  12. 12
    kdfinjpn
    Posted October 2, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Thanks, TVholic – now I have that stupid song stuck in my head!!! LOL!

  13. 13
    lindaw205
    Posted October 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I really, really wish Antoine would do a “calling out” video of the Salami’s. It would be the only good thing to come out of this situation.

  14. 14
    uglycutie
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 12:11 am

    She actually had someone do her hair and it still came out like a bucket of water was dumped on her head?

  15. 15
    Pixielated
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 1:00 am

    Yeah, her hair is as pathetic as she is.

  16. 16
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 1:08 am

    @uglycutie I thought the same thing! Especially after I read that she was given hair extentions flown in from somewhere. She has hair extentions in there? Where? Me thinks that the Salami’s aren’t the only ones who are ripping people off. :-)

  17. 17
    LAC
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 7:33 am

    And for a moment, when Mic got into that “limo” to retrieve her bra and invite, I thought she was going to do a runner on the salon. And that Tareq was going to join her, purloined hair products shoved in his pockets. I would not put it past those two.

    I thought it was funny that in a previous episode, the owner and chef of the Inn at Little Washington did not make his presence known when the Stillowemes showed up – the owner is very personable and loves the camera – just sayin’…

  18. 18
    Baxter
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Robinez-hair extensions? Where? Does she naturally have only four strands of hair on her head?

    I thought the same exact thing about her hair after being “done”. It looked exactly the same as it always does. She could have paid me $10.00 to do her like that.

  19. 19
    LAC
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Okay, who makes up the collection of yenta dumbasses that write on Mic’s bravotv blog – my God, the level of ass kissing that is on that blog could make me want to invest in the company that created Chapstick. “Oh, Michaele, the amount of hurt you and your husband had to endure…” “Oh, Michaele, your compassion is a sight to behold and those other women are jealous…” All we need now is the seraphims and cheribim to come down and sing a psalm to St. Mic…

  20. 20
    tvaholic
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    LAC-I’m thinking Mic, Tarek, & assistant Jen all of a lot of time on their hands to post comments!

  21. 21
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted October 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    They salon forced them to put down a deposit, then had to hound them to pay the balance before they left. Michaele has NEVER tipped anyone at that salon, and didn’t that night either. This was the same salon that she ripped off for her wedding to the tune of thousands of dollars, AND Erwin Gomez’ partner was the one that bought her sari at auction.

    @tvaholic – so funny, I notice his coats are always too small too, but that tux was ridiculous, it looked like a bolero jacket, LOL.

    Hey do you think Mic jumped Obama and Biden with one of her patented death-grip hug and kissing frenzies?

    PS – why would she need a bra with a sari?

  22. 22
    LAC
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 7:09 am

    Tvaholic – I have no doubt a team of (not getting paid in this lifetime) assistants are out in force posting on that blog.

  23. 23
    Jeanine Schaefer
    Posted October 6, 2010 at 11:40 am

    @pcheez… how do you know all this stuff about the salami’s? for some reason i have this sick desire to hear about how many people they’ve tried to scam over the years and i haven’t seen anything about not paying the salon. god, this is the worst couple ever. and i say that as an avid jersey shore fan that has had to endure endless sammi/ronnie drama.

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