Wow, part 2 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion was a doozy. I don’t even know where to start? The mannequin hair pull demonstration, the Kim G visit, or the apology??? It was all insane. The episode was just as schizophrenic as the cast.
Let’s start off with Danielle’s mannequin head. What was she trying to prove? That her extensions were as tightly woven as my 8th grade friendship bracelet? I almost fell on the floor laughing watching Andy trying to pull Danielle’s creepy fake head. Her bringing that head proved one thing: that Andy is not good at hair pulling, which is truly shocking because you’d think that he’s gotten in a bitch fight or two in his day.
Next on my list: Kim G. One word for you: Laaaaaaammmmme! I hope Bravo shatters her hopes of becoming the one of the new Housewives, because I just can’t take her. I side with Caroline on this one–if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I say keep Kim G as a B-character, or just kick her off the show.
Here’s Kim G in all of her glory:
And finally, what the hell was up with Jacqueline’s apology? Why why why why??? Did Jacqueline do it to smooth things over for Ashley? I thought the apology was the ultimate, until Danielle walked over to Teresa and Jacqueline, and HUGGED THEM! What the hell was that? I was as shocked as Godfather Caroline Manzo’s face watching it all go down.
This whole season was a mess from top to bottom. As for Danielle…I stand by my word: still a sociopath! I honestly don’t know how she could sit there and deny everything (from the tweets, to blaming Kim G).
And I know that Bravo didn’t announced who was going to be kicked off the show, but we all know from previous reports that it’s Danielle…so to that I say adios clown!
We’ll have a great recap coming up this week, so stay tuned!
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