God, where do I start? Last night’s reunion was just Part 2 of Andy having no control, Ramona being insane, Jill trying to prove how much she’s changed, and a bunch of nonsense (or least that’s what it sounded like).
Here are my quick thoughts:
Ramona “I don’t have a drinking problem” Singer - I can not get over how insane Ramona is! All she does is attack, attack, attack. Last week, she attacked LuAnn’s daughter, and this week she outed Jill for going to AA. Jill defense was that she went to AA with a friend…who knows if it’s true or not…either way, Ramona shouldn’t have gone there. On the other hand, Jill probably shouldn’t have either…
I love Ramona’s take on Pinot Grigio: “I have been drinking Pinot Grigio since the day the show started, and maybe some people this year have a little problem because this season I have ‘Ramona Pinot Grigio,’ but I embrace all my products.” The big kicker was her shouting out that she’s sold 60,000 bottles of her “Ramona Pinot Grigio in one month.” Wow! She should take her product to The Shark Tank!
Last point about Ramona’s drinking…I loved how she said she only drinks with meals and tried to explain that she doesn’t drink hard liquor and only drinks wine—therefore, she can’t be an alcoholic and run “her empire.” She said it herself, “I never drink without food, are you crazy?”
I’m glad Ramona admitted she was wrong about the “deformed” comment. Her apologizing doesn’t make her buggy eyes go in anymore, but at least she apologized.
Jill – She’s obnoxious as ever, and will never change. She said it best herself–to know her is to love her or hate her… Sadly, as much as he bugs me, I still like her WAY better than Ramona.
Kelly – she obviously had a meal before shooting started because she actually had valid points and some great one-liners. Kelly on the cast: Alex has terrible style and is a bad actress (check), Ramona is pickled in Pinot (check), and Sonja spends beyond her means and lives in an outdated apartment (check).
I love how Kelly called out Alex on her “modeling and acting” career. It’s all so ridic.
Alex - She’s a deer in headlights, and the brunettes are semi trucks that run over her with good reason. I know a lot of you guys like her, but I could really do without her. Although she is fun to make fun of…
Let’s not forget what we just found out tonight: Alex used to go to the Hamptons strictly for film festivals…so being in the Hamptons is work to her. I’m so glad that she was able to tell us that she’s now able to appreciate it for what it is. By “now” I’m talking about her POST acting career. Alex, an actor? She’s not in my Netflix cue, but then again, I didn’t realize there was a category for Frankenporn.
LuAnn- Did she really just say Bethenny just caught up and is still catching up? She’s in denial about how much Bethenny’s worth financially . I hope Bethenny’s watching this somewhere, counting her money and thinking “Thank God, I’m out!” P.S. Who am I kidding? She’s not watching, she’s TOO busy counting her money.
Sonja - She was Ramona’s team captain tonight. She was merely an ornament during Part 2. Again, that woman can’t be real.
Cindy – Cindy who?