The Real World Hollywood’s Joey Is Spreadin’ Em

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By Nads | Monday, January 24, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 6 Comments
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Real World: Hollywood alum, Joey Kovar is going to pose nude for Playgirl. If you don’t remember Joey, he’s the dude that left the show mid-season to go to rehab with Dr. Drew…then appeared on season 3 of Celebrity Rehab. Anyway, he’s going to bare it all for only $20K. Ouch. Times must be super tough for his bank account, and his ego if he’s dropping trou. Who does he think he is? Levi Johnston? Even Levi didn’t show full wang, and Joey’s willing to. Joey told TMZ,“I take a lot of pride in how hard I work on my body … The Situation ain’t got nothin’ on me.” He may be right on that one, because The Situation probably doesn’t have the same “juice” dose either.

You know what’s so great about the Real World? It’s like a game of Craps…you never know where these kids will end up. Some win a seat in Wisconsin’s 7th District, and some will end up posing nude.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 24, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    God… look how the steroids have already distorted his skull/jaw. He looks so different from how he looked a couple of years ago on RW:H. What a terrible shame.

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 24, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Nuh uh. Joey said he wasn’t using “supplements” anymore. I believe him, and you, Snootchy Bootches, are just jealous. (He’s still got them Runaway Bride eyes though. That always makes people suspicious.)

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted January 25, 2011 at 6:54 am

    Ha, that caption already wins the award for Best Caption of 2011.

  4. 4
    someguy
    Posted January 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Joey continues his rise to the top.He must be taking the extra strenth juice.What a mess.This should fix all his problems. I think the babbie momma’s are going to get that money. You hope

  5. 5
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted January 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Damn right I’m jealous! Those bumps on either side of his neck are bigger than my boobs!

  6. 6
    Fan-Ann
    Posted January 25, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    He looks constipated.

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