I double as a butt-plug
Real World: Hollywood alum, Joey Kovar is going to pose nude for Playgirl. If you don’t remember Joey, he’s the dude that left the show mid-season to go to rehab with Dr. Drew…then appeared on season 3 of Celebrity Rehab. Anyway, he’s going to bare it all for only $20K. Ouch. Times must be super tough for his bank account, and his ego if he’s dropping trou. Who does he think he is? Levi Johnston? Even Levi didn’t show full wang, and Joey’s willing to. Joey told TMZ,“I take a lot of pride in how hard I work on my body … The Situation ain’t got nothin’ on me.” He may be right on that one, because The Situation probably doesn’t have the same “juice” dose either.
You know what’s so great about the Real World? It’s like a game of Craps…you never know where these kids will end up. Some win a seat in Wisconsin’s 7th District, and some will end up posing nude.