The Return Of Lindsay Lohan

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, January 10, 2012 | 4:18 pm | 7 Comments
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Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is going to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime original movie: Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story. They reported, “The movie will take a look back at Taylor’s long and very public relationship with Richard Burton.”

I can’t believe someone got the balls to insure this production with Lindsay. My advice to the production: insert Lojack in all of her costumes to make sure they don’t accidentally walk away! Lojack for Lohan!!!!!!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    lilojack!

    that used to mean something else, and while it still does, it means that too!

  2. 2
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    I can’t believe someone had the balls to cast Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor. UGH. Signs of the apocalypse, for sure.

    You suck, director of the Lifetime original movie: Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story.

    RIP, Liz. Or better yet, rise up and and smote these plebeians!

  3. 3
    lestermaddox
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Why does she look so dirty?

    And not dirty in a good way, but dirty as in ‘she needs a long, hot, scrub her down with lye soap’ way. Ick

  4. 4
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Lojack would also help to locate Lindsay herself when she doesn’t show up to work.

    Besides, it’s a Lifetime movie. About Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Even a Lohan couldn’t fuck it up any more than it already would be.

  5. 5
    georgiababe
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    As someone who actually likes Elizabeth Taylor, I find this highly insulting. Liz Taylor was one of the most beautiful women of all time – not to mention talented. Lindsay Lohan is a hideous train wreck who is no longer attractive and she was never that talented, despite her claim that she knows that she’s an “amazing actress”.

    Whatever, I’m not going to watch this. Yuck.

  6. 6
    Elmstreet
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    It’s a Lifetime movie. They’re just in it for the publicity. No one takes her seriously anymore anyways.

    I’m sure Richard Burton’s corpse would turn over if it weren’t soaked in booze.

  7. 7
    Melissa Wray
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    I couldn’t agree any more with you, BellicoseBaby. If ever there was a group of people that needed–nay, deserved–to be graced with a bitch-slap from the beyond, it’s Lohan and the morons who thought it was a good idea.

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