The Salahis Are Going On Celebrity Rehab

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By Nads | Thursday, March 3, 2011 | 4:38 am | 11 Comments
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The Salahis

TMZ has leaked part of next season’s Celebrity Rehab cast, and guess who’s on it? The Salahis. Yes, both of them! What the hell are they addicted to? Lying, crashing, and being lame? I remember Michaele was dodging anorexia rumors while on The Housewives of D.C….but what the hell are they BOTH addicted to? I feel like they’ve just made up an ailment to get their sorry asses back on TV.

Wanna know who else has joined the cast? None other than Michael Lohan. Yes, like father, like daughter. He must have sympathy pains…

The rest of the cast includes:

-Dwight “Doc” Gooden

-Bai Ling

-Jeremy Jackson

I may actually watch this upcoming season…I can’t wait to see who else joins.

**UPDATE** Amy Fisher, “the Long Island Lolita” has joined the cast. I.hate.her. Yes, I said Hate.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    thiajok
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 4:43 am

    Are we sure they’re invited? If they are, I suppose they’re desperate to be back in the limelight again.

    “Doctor” Drew is also getting desperate, isn’t he? There’s this, which has been pointed out by many posters, and in the recaps, and even by Drew himself–having a couple or former couple in the same rehab program is detrimental.

    This applied for Jeff from Grease and his girlfriend. By the time Heidi Fleiss got there and Drew decided to bring Sizemore in on her session, it didn’t seem quite as detrimental to Drew. Now he’s going to outright have a couple together in rehab, so the rule is just bullshit altogether now.

  2. 2
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 4:56 am

    I was just going to point out the same thing. He always separates couples. Even last season he had Jeremy in a different section than his wife with no contact. I don’t think Heidi and Tom quite qualified as a couple because they had been apart for something like 15 years.

  3. 3
    giffordsaz
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 7:19 am

    I hate the Salamis

  4. 4
    mick
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Cue the douche chills! Gah, those two suck as much as Camille. (Sadly, I still think that red outfit is gorgeous) Also, close but no cigar on the Lohan score…nobody cares about DadLo, at least I don’t.

  5. 5
    considerthis
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 8:27 am

    Get me Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Christina Aguleria, Rush Limbaugh, Britney Spears Mini Me and Snoop Dog – Now THAT’s a CAST!

  6. 6
    2muchbravo
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 9:11 am

    They’re addicted to fame and this is probably the only show that would take them.

  7. 7
    Iona Trailer
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Attention Whore Syndrome is very addictive. Ask Sarah Palin.

  8. 8
    someguy
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 10:17 am

    Dr. Drew has lost his min
    d does he have any self respect. He is just as big a whore as those two fake people . Drew go back to helping people. please
    You have to be in the top 5 sell out’s. Great Job with J Davis. He has had way more failures then success. YOU QUACK

  9. 9
    LAC
    Posted March 3, 2011 at 11:36 am

    What would their addiction be? An allergic reaction to the laws of decency? If they go in there and try to claim that their fame whoring was because of extreme hunger or a nasty case of douchebaggery, this show will have officially jumped the shark.

  10. 10
    Jennifer
    Posted March 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    They are addicted to each other..

  11. 11
    JimmyT
    Posted March 13, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Actually, it sounds like the she-salami was asked to leave for not having a real addiction…figures.

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