The Salahi’s Winery Is Up For Auction

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By Nads | Friday, August 26, 2011 | 12:46 pm | 7 Comments
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Has-been Housewives stars, Mcheale and Tareq Salahi’s winery is up for auction due to their bankruptcy. Radar reported that these items are being liquidated, “60+ Oak Barrels, DeFraneschi Grape Press, Demoisi DeStemmer, Ice Machine, Dish Washer, approximately 5,000 bottles of Sparkling Wine, 100 cases of Cabernet, 84 cases of Dogwood Cabernet and other countless items.”

They’re getting theirs for sure. Looking back, the most ridiculous thing about this couple is that they put themselves on reality TV while conning people. DUMB. DUMB. DUMB.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    June Summer
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    That’s all? I hope the auctioneer is getting a big cut because I don’t see much reason to have an auction otherwise. I wonder if those grocery store grapes have become raisins yet.

  2. 2
    June Summer
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Yikes! Assley’s dad burned down his house and collected the insurance money. Damn! I liked him.

  3. 3
    Robin Robinez
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    This hasn’t been proven.

  4. 4
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Scar. Back of head. Fathered useless child with dim-bulb teenager then lit out for parts unknown.

    We can use the phrase “alleged arsonist” for now. To be polite. Until they prove he or a hired drinking/wenching buddy did it, and his lawyer tells the media that “of course, we’re disappointed with the verdict…”

    Do you think the Salahis auction is for the whole kit and kaboodle, or would they piece it out? We need a new dishwasher. I’ll slip them an extra $20 if they’ll deliver it and take away the old one….

  5. 5
    June Summer
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    ok. “alledged” it is. Maybe he can blame it all on Bravo.

    I need a dishwasher too. I forgot to check to see if you can do an online or proxy bid. :)

  6. 6
    roger
    Posted August 28, 2011 at 12:02 am

    for a salahi appliance i’d go $22.50 and a white house invite.

  7. 7
    June Summer
    Posted August 28, 2011 at 12:54 am

    @roger
    LOL

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