Well, the move is done, and the Sister Wives have landed in Vegas! Ha! I love it, Sin City. They can do no wrong now! They’re officially giving Utah the middle finger by going to Vegas of all places. TMZ reported that the drive that would’ve normally taken them 6 hours, actually took them 30 hours!!! Um, they only traveled 397 miles! That’s insane. I guess they had eight tire blow-outs, and who knows what else. I want to know how someone can have eight tire blow-outs in one trip? The car must have been over weight limit, right? Could you imagine traveling in a car with all of your wives sitting in the back seat bitching, “Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet? I have to pee. I’m hungry. My bonnet is too tight, my girdle is too loose.”
This just got me excited for season two!!!