The Situation Bugs Me

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By Nads | Wednesday, March 30, 2011 | 3:00 pm | 16 Comments
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I know that I’ve already written that the Jersey kids wanting more money, and that they should take the money and run, but I forgot to mention in my previous post how much The Situation bugs me. He’s a creepy old man!!!

Life & Style got a hold of his rider for club appearances, and it’s just plain dumb!

Here it is (cut from Life & Style):

“No one can speak to or make eye contact with him directly,” an insider tells the Scene Queens of the rider. “And ‘the Situation’ must always be marked as trademarked.” The Situation also requires that he be greeted at the airport, hotel and venue, and be accompanied by security at all times. Plus, no Jersey Shore rider would be complete without booze and babes. For his recent appearance at 4sixty6 club in New Jersey, the Sitch required six bottles of Devotion vodka, 24 cans of Red Bull, two bottles of high-end champagne and first-class security to keep out “grenades.” But what’s the one thing the reality star refuses to do lately? Show off his famous abs. “He just wouldn’t do it.”

The Situation’s name is derived from his abs…him not showing his abs is like me not showing off my Nads when asked. Sheesh. As much as I can’t stand him, he’s good for Jersey Shore. I like having someone to hate on screen, and every now and then he’ll throw in some funny zingers that give him some redeeming qualities…but other than that…he’s gross.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    I’m usually not one for muscle-bound, high-pitch voiced drama queens, but I find The Situation™ totally hot. So when he comes out of the closet in 4 years, he can feel free to look Hypnotoad™ up.

  2. 2
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    “The Situation Bugs Me”

    Which means you’re normal.

  3. 3
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, hypno you disappoint me!! Mike is SO NOT hot. blech. If any one of those guys are hot, it’s Pauly D all the way.

  4. 4
    someguy
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Sounds right the kid is a STAR.So much talent ,I would pay anything to be in the sam eroom as him .Watch injest his fun stuff and just bask in his glory.I say Tick, Tick, it is almost over. I could not be happier.

  5. 5
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted March 30, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Nikki, what?! Blech, Pauly D? His hair looks like a toddler cut off the tip of a Troll doll and then covered it with super-glue. No, the Jersey Shore order of hotness is:
    1.) Vinny
    2.) Mike (a close 2nd)
    3.) Ronny
    1,487.) Pauly D

  6. 6
    Angela Parisi LaRoe
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 5:21 am

    I have seen better abs from my ex girlfriend when she was pregnant.

    I am a J-WoWW and to a lesser extent, Snooki/Deena fan. So much so I bought J-WoWW’s book even though I was married. It was actually pretty good.

    I wish Mike would go take a hike with Sammi and Ronnie. BOORING.

  7. 7
    noreality
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 6:28 am

    Of course he needs security, can you imagine the amount of people who want to take a swing at him! Whats funny is the no eye contact…. is he afraid someone is going to steal his soul? he shouldn’t be, as he has no soul to steal…. oh and the ab thing… has his coke bloat migrated south? Just sayin

  8. 8
    mick
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 7:35 am

    But…if security keeps all the grenades away, he won’t be hooking up with anyone. Has he even watched the show he’s on?

  9. 9
    considerthis
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 7:52 am

    Must have omitted the part about supplying cocaine?

  10. 10
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:02 am

    @Hypnotoad – I have to go with Nikki on this one. Not because ANY of them are hot in this state, but Pauly’s raw material is better and if they were all to be locked in hotel rooms without access to self-tanner, Axe Body Spray, Ed Hardy t-shirts or hair gel, Pauly would emerge looking the best.

    There was a brief shot of him from Miami where he was talking to someone on the patio after taking a shower but pre-blowout. He has such nice, curly hair and it was weird to see him looking human, but he’s definitely the most naturally attractive guy in that house.

  11. 11
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Oh yeah, and Sitch is such a butterface. He looks like Droopy Dog.

  12. 12
    ellemck1
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:30 am

    No eye contact? Okay, now if I ever see that creepy guy, I’m definitely going for eye contact, just to see what happens.

  13. 13
    Mister Dangerous
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Agree with Hypno. Situation HOT. Situation should be in Gay X films.

  14. 14
    skatt
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    I thought the entire point of the Abs were to distract from the face?

    I’ve never seen someone so completely unaware of how unattractive they are.

  15. 15
    thiajok
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    @Hypno: When you get tired of having him sexually, you can always become his “manager” and hire him out for special events as an emcee/stand-up-comedian.

  16. 16
    leslilly
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    I personally think that the situation is a grenade.

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