The Situation Denies He’s In Rehab **UPDATE**

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By Nads | Wednesday, March 21, 2012 | 9:59 am | 14 Comments
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The Situation tweeted:

And that link lead to his website, where he wrote: ”You can’t believe everything you hear about “the situation” with The Situation, especially when it comes to some of the ridiculous embellishments TMZ has been spreading.”

This was in regards to the update TMZ wrote, which was, “Now, sources close to Sitch tell us … the reality star had been showing signs of substance abuse for a while … but “he was getting worse” as the season went on. We’re told … several people noticed he was “acting paranoid” on the set … and the unusual behavior was evident in certain Season 5 episodes that recently aired on MTV. During the ep when the gang goes camping, Sitch can be seen acting jittery, sweating profusely and just plain acting bizarre.”

So is denying he’s in rehab or that he was “acting paranoid.” Or maybe, he is in rehab, but it’s not for nose candy? Maybe sex addiction? Or as @sardini heard…pills?

I feel like this is all a bad publicity stunt, and I’m wasting my time giving him any attention. I can’t believe I didn’t add him to my island of “reality stars that are dead to me,” before. Anyway, he’s on there now until the real news comes out. Until then, he can take a catnap with Kim K.

**UPDATE** He’s being treated for prescription drugs.

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Well, we Gasmii have been feeding his publicity habit quite a bit lately. He doesn’t know about it ’cause this is a site for literate people with a keen sense of irony and humor.

  2. 2
    sardini
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Let’s not forget his BFF “The Unit” (aka Howdy Doody) was arrested this past season for Special K. I’m not going to assume Sitch was just sitting around innocently just saying no.

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 10:26 am

    “The Unit” (aka Howdy Doody) *snicker*

    I’m sure Snitch went around to everyone saying how he tried to tell him not to have that stuff. But nooooo, Milimeter wouldn’t listen.

  4. 4
    carol
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    As much as I think TMZ can be complete crap (but oh so entertaining), I think Situation is pissed because they broke the story without his consent and he was not able to profit from it in any way. I could see his publicist convincing a rehab place to give him a discount for the publicity. But since it was announced on TMZ, it busted all Situation’s plans. Or as Situation would say to One Inch – man man maaan, it’s wack out there, um um you know, that was not the bomb that needed to be, you know, dropped right now, this, um um, totally messes with, you know, the plan, you know, it was just, ah, my vitamins, you know

  5. 5
    SuburBint
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    @ carol – your Situation imitation is frighteningly realistic. If only there was a way to convey gorilla arms in text….

    Currently working on my Jersey shore fullcaps, and the degree to which Mike is removed from reality is truly scary. I don’t know how much of it is deliberate in order to try and make himself look better and how much of it is that he honestly perceives things to have occurred in a way other than they truly did, but the guy is not operating on all cylinders and has not been for a while.

  6. 6
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 6:12 am

    Nothing good can come from referring to yourself in the third-person (Think OJ Simpson).

    Perscription drugs !!!!! the plot thickens but Gasmii knew !!!

    Snitch better come here and make peace with Gasmii– we can break him

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 7:20 am

    Headline Risk, Carol. That’s the name for that.

  8. 8
    LAC LAC
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 7:24 am

    You know, maybe the Sitch is right about not being in rehab. Or at least not being aware that the gym with all the extra rooms with beds attached to it is a rehab center. Those idiots on the show need a map and directions to open a door in a room.

    Carol…LOL!!!

  9. 9
    jerzgrrrl72
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Omigod Carol, your impression is PRICELESS–I can hear the whole thing in my head :) I just wish we knew WHEN the Reunion was filmed, so we’d have some idea of what we’re in for tonight… How pathetic that I care this much :P

  10. 10
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Funneeeee, LAC! And the first thing he would ask is if they had “a little something” to keep his energy level up. KnowwhatImean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

    Carol, I wish I could write dialog like you. Wow!

  11. 11
    sardini
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    If he wants his sobriety to last, he needs to stay away from the shore house and the people he hangs out with. They’re all triggers.

    I can almost relate to the guy. 10 years ago, I used to be a bartender and my typical schedule was 2:00 pm to 6:00 am 5 days a week. Yes, you read that right. I always needed something to keep me going through the night, and then something to bring me down when it was bed time. Luckily I was able to kick the bad habits with a 9-5 job and a new set of friends. If I were still hanging around South Beach and in “the scene”, I’d probably still be partying like that. It is virtually impossible to “just hang out” while you’re around people and places that encourage you to get fucked up.

    It’s a step in the right direction, but he needs to just come clean about it. None of this back and forth, denying one thing, claiming it’s exhaustion bullshit. Just own it and move on. Everyone will respect him more for it.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    *giggles* respect him more for it. Like we would actually “respect” the Situation. Good one sardini…

  13. 13
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Just read the article about Snitch at TMZ on the ‘net and they report it is prescription drugs and alcohol– which does not bode well for another season of the Shore since all they do is drink and smush.

    He is at a facility named Cirque in Utah, and apparently quite open about his problems. Wait until they find out that he IS the problwm.

  14. 14
    Flippy Floppy
    Posted March 23, 2012 at 10:14 am

    I knew something was wrong when he had such a problem with swallowing.

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