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The Situation Has Checked Out…
Watercooler
Thursday, April 5, 2012
10:19 am
38 Comments
Tagged: poem, rehab, sober, the jersey shore, the situation
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The Situation is done with rehab and is out on the loose. Boy, that was QUICK! I don’t know how this short amount of time can sober him up…does he think he’s on Celebrity Rehab or something? I almost feel like the dude went for PR reasons–like now he’s officially “Hollywood.”
In light of The Situation’s sobriety, I wrote a little poem…
Ode to The Situation
The Situation went in for the detoxification,
so he could get rid of his sanitation,
and now he’s back and ready for exploitation.
The end.
38 Comments
“I almost feel like the dude went for PR reasons–like now he’s officially ‘Hollywood.’” Oh Nads, you are such a cynic.
I am too SSC. I’ve got two words for this:
SPIN DRY.
If you aren’t familiar with the term feel free to Google it.
That is such a fave ‘xpression around here. And so many reasons to use it!
Was this like a prison stint where he learns to handle or hide the drinking/drugs better?
Nice poem Nads.
Cleaner, leaner and meaner. Now it costs less to get high again! Spin dry and voila…High as a kite from 2 80′s a lick and a bottle of Ciroc (You know, Diddy’s shit) instead of 5x’s that amount.
When you’re ex-fiance was an addict you can read b/w the lines…no pun intended.
Spoken like a true labowner
Am I the only one experiencing this issue? It says 6 comments for this story (Situation out of Rehab) and I know I am one of them. But I am on the page and only Snowshoecat’s comment is displaying.
This has happened before when I click on a comment on the right hand side of page and that comment doesn’t exist in that thread.
I’ve read in a couple of places that he was taking Dilaudid, Xanax and Ambien which, combined with his drinking, is a recipe for disaster. It’s amazing that he hasn’t choked to death on his own vomit by now. There’s no way he’s really sober… Kim Kardashian’s marriage lasted longer than his rehab stint.
It’s happened to me a few times over the past couple weeks.
RIMSHOT!
Just for giggles, Gypsy, I googled spin dry, and they are simply literal. Nobody’s gonna learn anything from that.
Had an issue with the T&T post. My email said it was there, but the post didn’t show up for about ten minutes.
(For those who prefer a high that isn’t quite as pricey, the meth labs have gone more and more urban.) SuperB you were on to his behavior from the onset of the wierd wired. Stay tuned.
Don’t they call “high class” Meth, ICE now???
Thanks SSC, I was being a wiseacre but it’s good to know it’s not on Google’s radar. I will define:
Spin Dry=when one enters rehab for the sole purpose to sober up and detox their systems in a short (3-14 day) span of time so that when then are discharged, they have a reduced tolerance levels and can get high at cheaper prices with less quantity. Often done on a repeat basis, can also be called: Lather, rinse, repeat.
Man, that is sad that I know that. So glad I got rid of him!
High class meth. Now THERE’s an oxymoron for you.
Oooooh thank you for the “Lather, rinse, repeat”. I can be the first kid on the block with that one. Spin… is getting very tired.
You dodged a bullet with that one.
I think it was on Drugs Inc. or some drug doc like that up around the IFC channel region.
You’re welcome SSC.
I defintiely did. Thank the LORD!
I’m fairly certain his medical insurance paid for a good amount of his habit; from what I’ve read, these were all drugs that he had legitimate prescriptions for. The speculation is that he had two if not three doctors, each writing for different meds. My question is what on earth did he do (or claim he did) in order to get a prescription for dilaudid? I haven’t heard about him being in any sort of serious accident or having a chronic issue that would require that level of medication — he certainly doesn’t have anything debilitating enough to interfere with his GTL’ing, fist-pumping, and copious sex-having. So how is it debilitating enough to warrant a script for uber-morphine?
My pain management doctor requires a signed contract when he prescribes narcotics and part of the deal is that I agree to random drug-testing, I have to bring my rx bottles to every appointment so that he can see how much I’m actually taking, and I gave his office the right to contact my pharmacy in order to make sure I’m only filling narcotic prescriptions from that office as well as also the right to contact my insurance company to make sure that I’m not filling prescriptions at other pharmacies.
It pisses me off — no, actually it enrages me that I am monitored this closely for medication that I take in order to help cope with a legitimate, diagnosed problem that interferes with my ability to perform everyday tasks, whereas people like Mike Sorrentino can apparently get all the medication they want for the sake of getting high and nobody says boo until they go to rehab, and then they’re lauded for being “brave” and “confronting their demons” and whatever else.
In the words of the Cuntess… “Money can’t buy you classsss.”
Amen, sister.
I “hit you two ladies up” on the Twitter FYI…
Back atcha.
Much as I love my father and sister (both doctors), but that is the medical community at work. For years people have been trying to get one system for all prescriptions so any doctor could see if you were visiting more than one doc and getting more than one script. They pay the lobbyists to prevent that from happening.
Yay for the responsible docs who have to put chronic pain patients through all kinds of hoops because of the irresponsible/crooked ones who will dispense anything to anyone. I hate to think that there are many of the latter because I have great docs and friends who are great docs. But the bad ones are obviously out there for people like Snitch who have the money and the need.
I used to laugh at him, but I think I hate him.
Would it be really, really wrong of me to tweet “Gotta love a good #spindry” in response to his announcement that he’s out of rehab? Cos I really, really want to. Hold me back!
Hey now! I watch Breaking Bad. Walter White’s meth is 99.3% pure, that’s pretty darn high class if you ask me!
I can laugh at my addict ex and the ludicrous stories I attempted to believe because I didn’t want to deal with the truth… My favorite was when he crashed his vintage BMW into a dumpster & was arrested for DUI; tox screen showed tons of narcotics. His excuse? “My roommate must have ground them up and mixed them in with the coffee in the coffee maker to mess with me.” Yeeeeaaaahhhh….
SuburBint I wish you were recapping The Pauly D project, I am going thru withdrawl….Ooops sorry, maybe I need rehab for my TvGasm addiction.
Am I the only one who doesn;t have an addict ex? OMG! Make for some… funny stawries tho. Glad you found Mr. bint.
Tried. She refused.
Is there a step program for TVgasm Addiction? I don’t want one that is too long ’cause I want to be out so that I don’t miss any posts.
No. It would be soooooo right. Gopher it.
@labowner…I wish you could read this thru my eyes and see the irony b/c I know your handle means you own a beautiful resuce dog but, for this thread it reads you are part of a cycle of nepotisim of docotors and you are the “labowner” and, as much as you love the doctors in your family it’s all the ‘systems’ fault.
Just too funny from my seat. Love it!
it’s AWESSOME!
Oh woman…we have many a story to trade. My fave when we were living in Santa Monica:
Me: Where are you? Are you working late with a client in Beverly Hills?
Him: No I had to stop in Tiajuana to pick up some things before I went grocery shopping.
(like Mexico is on the way home from Avenue of the Americas)
He was a type 1 diabetic on top of it…SBJ!
Oh SSC, we’re total addicts here. You’re among friends. LOL, that’s awesome…
Done.
I think we figured that Labowner was a doggie kinda person and not the kind we were snarking on, but it IS all kindsa ironic about the handle.
But if it were twue, I just KNOW it would be a klassy lab!
And we lived in O’side just outside the Pendleton gates, so Tijuana was even closer, and ya didn’t just pop over for “a few things” unless ya could get ‘em past border patrol. Oh yeah, and there is a checkpoint not far from Pendleton. WTH?
no-sah!
I can’t divulge his methods but the man was crazy.
Wow.
I am trying to think of something nice to say but after he ruined this last season of the Jersey Shore with his gangster/valley girl dual personality, and poor little me crybabybullshit, I wanted to start a drug habit of my own.
Xanax needs counciling after being exposed to him.