The Situation: I Don’t Use Steroids

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By Nads | Monday, October 11, 2010 | 3:52 pm | 21 Comments
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Situation

The Situation denies using steroids. He’s going to be on Nightline tonight doing a serious one-on-one, and here’s a sneak peek:

He told Chris Connelly, “Oh never, never, never….I have a more thin, lean look. And I don’t judge. If somebody’s going to take steroids, that’s their prerogative and their body. I’m worried about taking care of myself and working out and taking my body to the best it could be…I’m actually dancing six to eight hours a day. But I guess I’m genetically gifted.”

Although he denies using steroids, I do think it’s ironic that he takes his protein shakes intravenously, don’t you? I can’t wait to see what else he talks about in the interview. I do think it’s rather funny that he takes himself so seriously, after all he’s a brand. It’s kind of amazing.


About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

21 Comments

  1. 1
    Bridget Miller
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    And what about the woman that come out- she was a club promoter and she said that he has a tiny dick. It was also most laughable. And that would explain why tons of girls leave his bed before he can hook up with him. They see the size of his penis and decided to split. Some of these stories have a kernel of truth and steroids shrink a male’s penis and balls. The Situation is falling to pieces.

  2. 2
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    “But I guess I’m genetically gifted.”

    Yes, I often confuse him with Alexander Skarsgard and Riley Cooper. Oh wait. No I don’t. Because he’s Sitchy the Dog-Faced Boy. Seriously, has he ever taken a good look at his face? Or is every mirror in his house broken?

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    I sure do hope Bahu Rupiya drops in to post some fatuous word stew about the exact meaning of steroids within our society… so then somebody else can take it the wrong way, and Internet poster wackiness can ensue…

  4. 4
    marijai
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    I heart you, notwithoutmytv! :-)

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    lol @ notwithoutmytv! I think that thread could’ve benefited from your comic relief.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    @vallegirl, remember, he’s Popeye on crack! (still love Angelina for that gem)

  7. 7
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 12:03 am

    @ Sarcastire “lol @ notwithoutmytv! I think that thread could’ve benefited from your comic relief.”

    And I think that the thread could have benefited if there was some restraint shown from those that insinuated themselves into a problem that had nothing to do with them and continued to “have fun” at the expense of other’s after the problem was reconciled.

    Robin

  8. 8
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 12:21 am

    @Robin, I think the consensus was that you lacked restraint when you personally attacked Bahu Rupiya. Not when you expressed taking offense to her statement, but when you said “her comments put you to sleep.” That was why so many came out in support of her. After your apology, you returned to drum up a bit more drama in ur final post when you could’ve just let your previous post be a high note to leave things on when you humbled yourself and apologized. I think that would have shown true restraint.

  9. 9
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 12:29 am

    You are very well known for your lack of restraint. Your words ring hollow.

    Robin

  10. 10
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 12:43 am

    @notwithoutmytv made a joke, which @marijai and myself found funny. However, you choose to single me out and start yet another war of words. (when will it end?)

    It’s getting so tired..people see you as a mean girl, creating unnecessary drama on the boards. Why not head over to the forums and talk about me like you usually do? Atleast that way, people can enjoy Nad’s newsgasm without having to sift through ‘internet poster wackiness’ in the comments section. We owe Nads that much consideration, don’t you agree?

  11. 11
    Pixielated
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 1:32 am

    @Robinez: If you have an issue with Notwithoutmytv’s comment, take it up with him/her.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 5:32 am

    Notwithoutmytv is truly in on the joke…lol

  13. 13
    giffordsaz
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 7:05 am

    you guys are certifiable. Nuts. and so overwrought.

  14. 14
    lindaw205
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 7:47 am

    @notwithoutmytv – tres funny!

  15. 15
    hollagirl2
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 8:20 am

    Pixie! Glad to see you’ve hung around :) I almost jumped ship but I’ve enjoyed the gasm for too long. Gasm, I just can’t quit you!

    And I’d think I’d believe sitch when he says he’s not using steroids. I saw him in person last night at DWTS and he is actually pretty small- ripped, but he’s pretty lean and petite.of course, disclaimer, I don’t really know anything about steroids, but that’s just my observation.

  16. 16
    itchy
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 8:47 am

    This thread is becoming a reality TV show all of it own.

    I’m guessing that NWMTV is a guy, a humorously crass, curmudgeonly guy. Either that or he/she/it is my pre-filter inner voice.

  17. 17
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Yes, @Pixie, I am glad to see you around these here Gasm parts! You too, @hollagirl2!

    Now, did anyone see The Sitch’s tango? I posted on another site that it must resemble what it’s like to be in bed with him. The woman does all the work as he struggles to maintain his rhythm.

  18. 18
    Robin Robinez
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 11:56 am

    ( Shrug ) I didn’t have a problem with what notwithoutmytv said.

  19. 19
    chasen
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    notwithoutmytv Bite your tongue. That word stew was just broken English spew putting down Christians who believe homosexuality is a sin. Anybody who thinks it is a coincidence that these people just show up and start in on their agendas probably believes in unicorns.

    When he(you could tell he was really a dude) got called out on his bullshit he took the hint and crawled back into his cave. They send these jackholes all over the place.

    Back2topic: On Jersey Shore they talk about juiceheads all the time. His manager probably told him to say he doesn’t take steroids because now he is a big “star” and advertising protein vodka.

  20. 20
    itchy
    Posted October 13, 2010 at 12:27 am

    The Sitch probably doesn’t take steroids, or hasn’t taken enough to get the roid rager facial deformities –the protruding brow and weird jawline. You can see the difference between the Sitch and Ronnie for example.

    On the other hand, the Sitch is moving perilously close to the moment when his body will stop producing growth hormone — at which point, maintaining those hideously disfigured abs will become much more difficult. As vain as he is, there’s no doubt he’ll start reaching for whatever cocktail he can find…

    Not that we’ll ever know. Because who the fuck will care about this guy by then?

  21. 21
    Pegster
    Posted October 13, 2010 at 6:34 am

    The Sitch doesn’t take steroids. He’s too jacked up on cocaine to manage the injecitons.

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