The Situation Is A Little Bitch

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By Nads | | 2:00 pm | 4 Comments
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The Situation stormed off the DWTS set last night in disappointment. He told Us, “I don’t know what their deal was. I really don’t know…I was upset. I actually stormed off upset because I tried so hard. I really did. I changed my haircut, I don’t know…Once I landed all those lifts and the judges were trashing me? I’ll be honest with you, it was in one ear and out the other…In the back of my head, I knew those lifts were extremely hard. I tried my best, and if they didn’t see it and wanted to be negative, so be it.”

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I love that he felt compelled to go to Us to share his thoughts like they’re his therapy couch. His poor ego can’t take not being the best at something. It’s actually really funny. It’s like he just took a girl home, and wasn’t able to seal the deal. Does he really want sympathy from us? Boo hoo! He’s pigeon toed and can’t dance. It’s okay to NOT be good at something. Personally, I’m sick of his sh*t. He’s good in the house with the other Shore-ites, but by himself: OVERRATED!!!


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    skatt
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    He’s getting worse and worse. He’s fine, so long as the spotlight is on him AND everything’s going his way. But as last weeks episode of Jersey Shore showed, he really can be a little bitch. He’s lived in a bubble for the past two years and has convinced himself any and all criticism is born out of jealousy.

    In short, he’s Angelina.

  2. 2
    hollagirl2
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    in fairness, i was there last night and it did seem like he was really nervous and trying really hard to get the dance right… (i think he definitely deserved higher scores than Bristol at least!) if he did storm off after the cameras, he put on a good front when he came out and took pictures and signed autographs for his fans. I expected to like him a lot less… but then again, I haven’t been keeping up with Jersey Shore, so maybe I’d think differently if I watched that last episode!

  3. 3
    giffordsaz
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    I appreciate getting to know these characters away from their MTV enviroment. Situation will be a millionaire I am sure. He will push and make himself rich. Everyone is upset because he was bossy and popped Nicole in the mouth. That seem to happen to her every few months by someone. I don:t sondone hitting v ery many people, I can count them on one hand, and Nicle isn’t one of them. As for him telling everyone it is time to leave –if they made that pack I think he has a right to keep them on that path. Obviously having them seperated doesn’t work too well when they are clubbing. And he is 29 I think.. the oldest, and they all treat him like a daddy when they are sober.

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    JudgyWudgy JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 13, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    You hit the nail on the head when you said he is overrated on his own. My sister and I recently had an at-length conversation (did I just admit that?) about how funny his overblown ego is and how he’s ditching the rest of his cast members. They’re the reason he’s famous! He’s only popular because of the show which is a collaboration of all of them. Without the rest to offset him, people will either not care and/or become quickly disenchanted with his antics. God knows I have been since day one.

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