The Situation Sells His Abs

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The Situation has announced that he’s releasing a workout DVD for his fans! I’ve never bought a workout DVD in my life, but if there was ever a time to start, I think I’d buy The Situation’s. I’ve always wondered what his workouts consisted of, sans the juice. Those guys work at a T-shirt shop, dissappear all day in some sort of workout hole, and then magically appear in the bathroom doing their hair before they go out at night. I NEED to know what happens during those warp zone hours. It’s like the boys are from Super Mario Bros. They start off at level one (morning time), get to level 1-2 (when they’re at work), then go into a green tube that magically gets them to level 4, and then–it’s nighttime…they’re fit, and ready to go.

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If you think about it, this DVD could revolutionize ab workouts…the dude drinks like a fish, doesn’t sleep, and wakes up with that washboard stomach. I know part of it is dehydration from all the booze, but if The Situation is selling his ab secrets, I’m buying them.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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