The Situation: The New Face Of PETA

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By Nads | Thursday, October 11, 2012 | 8:52 pm | 20 Comments
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This can’t be real. Why, who, what??? I want to know why PETA chose The Situation to be one of their spokespeople. I mean the ad is all about animal safe sex, so maybe that’s why? Who the hell knows what they were thinking! The Sitch should start practicing what he preaches. 

The same way PETA protests everything, I’m now protesting them for using this douche:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

20 Comments

  1. 1
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    I can’t hate him for this. Thousands of nice animals are killed in shelters because of pet overpopulation.

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Ugh. You’re completely right. I just can’t stand him!!

  3. 3
    georgiababe
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 1:49 am

    I can still hate him, because I hate PETA. They preach about animal welfare, but they don’t practice it. Instead they spend their time and money dumping flour on celebrities wearing fur and making ads featuring nude D-list “actors” and reality stars. No thank you.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 2:05 am

    I’m not sure I get this. We’re supposed to be nice to animals. But we’re also supposed to cut their balls off?

    Or, maybe they’re suggesting we should dope them with steroids so their balls will just shrink like the Situation’s?

    I’m very confused.

  5. 5
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 5:50 am

    @georgia: I agree. PETA is not very discriminatory in their messages or their use of celebrities. I find them to be all over the place.

    i can tell you that here in South Florida we have A HUGE feral cat problem, for some reason people REFUSE to spay their animals here. It’s horrible. South Beach is basically one giant litter box. But shhhhhh don’t tell the tourists.

  6. 6
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 6:37 am

    Is that tape in his sneaker? I thought he was FTD?

    Way to use innuendo PETA.

  7. 7
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:12 am

    First Goth Vader (aka Kris Kardashian) is getting a talk show and now The Situation is with PETA? I didn’t think the Mayans were right about their 2012 calendar but maybe they are.

  8. 8
    considerthis
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Sitch and pussy overpopulation – hummmmm? Protect the pussies – now I get the connection.

  9. 9
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I don’t see anything but pussies on that poster. Who is the spokesperson again?

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Bazinga Parisi LaRoe

  11. 11
    Hops
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Anything for money…..

  12. 12
    lindaw205
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    That looks like an old picture of him that they photoshopped cats into. He looks very steroidy there.

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    This must he the “tame” ad. The one I saw said “Too much pu**y is a bad thing.” In that instance, casting DTF-STD makes perfect sense.

  14. 14
    Melissa Wray
    Posted October 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Oh look. A famewhore representing an organization of famewhores. Nothing unusual there.

  15. 15
    aliens.rock
    Posted October 14, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    To all of you confused people: it is simple. You are responsible for your pets. There is enough dogs, cats, and other animals in animal shelters to adopt. Just because you don’t want to spend a few bucks, another animal will be born , and then dropped off at the shelter. What is more humane: nueter or spay, or let the animal be born, and then abandon it?
    I believe it is our (people’s) responsibilty to prevent unnecessery animal births. You can hate PETA for all you want, but at least they are doing something. Dumping flour on celebrities is just a stupid stunt and publicity. It doesn’t really sum up, what PETA is about.
    I believe that PETA members are so in our faces, because they are acting in the name of the voiceless and defenceless. They’ve got to be extra loud :-) Do not call them famewhores. I cannot recall even one name of the PETA member. They are just ordinary people. They do have an advantage of attracting celebrities to be faces of their campaignes. In Situation’s case – non-celebrities with 15 minutes of exposure.

  16. 16
    itchy itchy
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 1:13 am

    I get it. Too many animals is a problem. Sure. But I find PETA’s stridency (not to mention extremely large budget) terribly misplaced — Consider, for example, the many millions of (human) children going to (horribly underfunded) school each morning with nothing in their bellies.

    But I do neuter my cats, mostly because I don’t want them spraying all over my stuff. Helps keep them from wandering off too.

  17. 17
    Metal_Mandi
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 10:23 am

    I hate it when people get all preachy about PETA and then jump to the “why don’t they help the children” crap. Both children AND animals need people to champion their cause. If you don’t like animals, don’t fucking adopt one. They’d be better off with people that actually care anyway.

    Yes I think PETA can be extreme, but at least they get people talking about the issues.

  18. 18
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 10:50 am

    PETA is a group of stunt queens and famewhores. The ASPCA champions the same cause and you don’t see them putting douchebags in their ads.

  19. 19
    labowner
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Itchy nothing is stopping you from feeding all these needy children. My solution is birth control, but we can’t have that because it takes control away from one group and gives it to another.

  20. 20
    merry
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Opinion of both PETA and The Situation aside, this is an important message. And the fact is: this ad will work.

    Yes, he’s a douche. Yes, PETA is pushy and their tactics and effectiveness are open to question. But this will be talked about (see above) and at least the real point about pet overpopulation will get dragged along with the discussion. Who knows: maybe the morons who don’t spay/neuter their pets and allow them to roam unchecked will finally pay attention to this message now that it’s delivered by a fellow moron.

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