The Bachelor Finale: Warning Spoiler Alert

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By Nads | Tuesday, March 2, 2010 | 2:21 am | 4 Comments
Posted in: Watercooler

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Hey Gasmii, I don’t want to spoil pilot Jake’s pick, so let’s dive in right away. But for those of who have the finale sitting inside your DVR, I’ll give you a little something to chew on…

Pilot Jake will be competing on this upcoming season of DWTS.

Anyway, let’s get on with it…

Click to see the winner after the jump.

Pilot Jake Pavelka got down on one knee, and proposed to Vienna…and she got her HUGE “princess cut” ring she wanted. If you ask me, she was gross!!! I’ve lost respect for him, but at least one good thing came out of last night’s show…Ali is going to be the next Bachelorette (as if that wasn’t obvious)!

Sorry Tenley, better luck next time :(

Note to ABC: Please don’t EVER run a three-hour finale again…it was too long to sit through to get to such crap.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 6:00 am

    I spent this season of the Bachelor losing more and more respect for this tool with each episode. I knew he was going to pick Vienna because he has this really fake laugh thing he does where his face gets all screwed up with insincerity. As soon as he pulls that face on a girl you know she’s gone. He pulled that face on Tenley last night even before telling her he wasn’t physically attracted to her. What a jerk!

    Why did he have to pick the most fragile / damaged girl to damage even further?

    I loved her line during After the Final Rose when she said she was relieved he didn’t chose her knowing that he had such feelings for the runner up.

    Vienna is just tacky and ugly. But those little insincere faces he make are pretty tacky and ugly. Therefore – perfect match!

    How did you like that super fake suck fest he pulled on Vienna’s face as Jeffrey Osborne serenaded them?

  2. 2
    here4beer
    Posted March 2, 2010 at 11:42 am

    I think he’s so far in the closet that he could find that pair of sandals I lost a couple of years ago. He sucks.

  3. 3
    itchy
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Can’t lose what I never had (respect for him, that is), so no worries here.

    He deserves Wiener, definitely. She’ll make a fine beard.

    I really enjoyed his family’s reaction to her. Especially his mom’s. I give it three weeks before she’s kicked out.

  4. 4
    Sher
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 10:41 am

    As a long time viewer of this show (God help me; I have no idea why, three things jumped out at me:

    1. It took him all that time to figure out he didn’t want to bone Tenley? Oh, bullshit. He should have sent her packing a long time ago.

    2. The editors pulled a fast one; I have never seen a bunch of people change their collective opinion about someone so quickly, especially when that someone comes across as a completely immature, bitchy slut. Jake’s family went from hating Vienna Sausage to an absolute lovefest in about 10 seconds. Yeah, okay.

    3. For the first time I can ever remember, we didn’t get the “I’m going to sit down with the family after they’ve met both girls so they can give me their opinion on what I should do” scenes. Very telling, IMO.

    Oh, and one other thing: thank you, Princess Tenley, for asking Jake the one question I’ve always wanted the 2nd place finisher to ask the jackass Bachelor who dumped them: if you loved me as much as you said you did on the final episode, how in the hell were you able to propose to the other chick?! How can you commit to someone when you’re also “in love” with someone else?

    Too bad he didn’t answer it, the cheese dick.

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