The Countess LuAnn’s New Song Is Here

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By Nads | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 | 5:44 pm | 4 Comments
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luann's new song

The chorus is catchy, but she sounds she should be competing on RuPaul’s Drag Race with her voice. It’s a little tranny-esque, isn’t it?

You decide:


About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Hypnotoad
    Posted April 28, 2010 at 12:01 am

    Oh my dear sweet lord. Even drag queens think she sounds too manly. Yeowza. And why does it sound like some 7″ club remix from 1995? Because it’s HORRIBLE. That’s why. But I do give her some props. It takes balls to suck that much. Oh my god, it’s so terrible that I can’t even tell her “good for you” for following her dreams. It’s just painful. Heidi Montag should book her to sing before her at concerts so she can sound like Celine Dion in comparison. Now THAT would be a concert. In hell.

    Annnnnndddd, I’m done.

  2. 2
    here4beer
    Posted April 28, 2010 at 6:51 am

    It’s a sad, sad day in when you can make Kim Zolciak look good in comparison.

  3. 3
    Nads
    Posted April 28, 2010 at 7:41 am

    LOOOOLLLLL. She so sounds like an old queen…she just put Right Said Fred to shame.

  4. 4
    ubiquitous
    Posted April 28, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Sounds a LOT like Tardy for the Party to me, but at least The Cuntess is singing about something with which she’s familiar.

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