The Situation Has A Situation

Watercooler

By Nads | Wednesday, January 13, 2010 | 12:26 pm | 1 Comments
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The very credible news source Life & Style weekly is reporting that Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino is letting all the attention get to his head. Wow, now that’s news. Do they not know that his own abs have gotten to his head? How is his ego any different than it was before?

They reported, “He seems to be letting all the attention he’s been getting go to his head… He spent most of that night (at the club) wearing a gray velour blazer and reclined on top of a banquette, like a prima donna trying to look as if he owned the place.”

I swear the Jersey Shore guys are SOOO drama. They’re far worse than the girls on the show.

My crystal ball predictions…

Next season on Jersey Shore:

-Pauly D becomes the Lauren Conrad of the group

-Ronnie plays the Lo role

-Vinny plays the Audrina role

-Snooki plays the drunk Holly Montag, and can also understudy Enzo
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-Jwoww plays Kristen Cavallari

-Sammi is an extra (kind of like Stephanie Pratt or Frankie’s role on The Hills)

-And of course Mike “the Situation” plays the Heidi/Spencer role (together, b/c he’s pure evil and out for himself)

The season will play out as follows: They all live in the house for one more summer–they fight, they make a sex tape (with three of the cast members) and claim they didn’t know the cameras were rolling…that will cause drama and massive tension between the housemates–which will divide them even more. Then MTV will announce that Pauly D is getting his own spinoff, called The Island (short for *drum roll* Long Island). THE END.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted January 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Next season Wes from Real World/Road Rules punches out Snooki, aplogizes by boinking her nasty junk, and the baby turns out to be a strange creature of a species yet to be classified by man.

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