To Wear The Masturbating Bear Costume…

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By Nads | | 1:25 pm | 1 Comments
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I didn’t get a chance to watch the Night of Too Many Stars, so I totally missed this the first time around….This young lady was the highest bidder, and got to be the Masturbating Bear for a minute. It’s kind of amazing. I’d never been more envious of a human being before. I mean, come on…the Masturbating Bear???

Here it is:

I love Conan’s masturbating instructional! It’s f’n hilarious. I do agree with Conan, her batting techniques need work…but it’s not her fault–that’s a lot of pressure to perform on camera! I can’t wait for Conan’s new show to start. I’m praying that the Masturbating Bear comes back. I swear, it never gets old to me.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

One Comment

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    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted October 22, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    I was once the editor of a medical journal for gastroenterologists (no lie. I’ve had some weird jobs.) At a trade show in CA, one of the exhibitors was Fleet, maker of fine enema products. One of their employees was dressed in an enema suit. Of course, he was called Eneman. I totally wanted to be Eneman, although I had to be satisfied with his autograph.

    P.S. Gail Simmons really rocked that Masturbating Bear costume. I knew underneath those hideous sleeveless numbers that she was a Secret Dirty Girl.

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