Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Friday, August 17

Watercooler

By SuburBint | Friday, August 17, 2012 | 1:02 pm | 9 Comments
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After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

9 Comments

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    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    ha ha! now I am reminded kelsey has a small penis! did you see Kelsey Gramer on Hoda and KL this morning? KL asked him if he was DONE getting married! and said he couldn’t afford another divorce!!!! love that drunk bitch!

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Sparkle Dingo Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You drew me out. It’s a little known fact that the Baltimore Ravens got their name as an homage to Raven Seymone, who the team unanimously voted hottest babe on 70s tv. Or was that 80s tv? I just don’t feel like looking anything up either.

  3. 3
    SuburBint
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    @ SSC – I know it’s like pulling teeth to get you to comment. Thank you for breaking your long-held vow of silence in order to pitch in. :-P

    @ Jane & Blanche — Love you girls. And I’m not just saying that because I’m afraid of you!

  4. 4
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    LOL!!!!!!

  5. 5
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    I do what I can.

    Oh dayyyyyyyy-ammmmm. Ya did it again.

  6. 6
    SuburBint
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    @ SSC – Much more of this commenting nonsense and we’re going to have to start calling you a Sparkly, Stinky, Pumpkin Dingo Baby. This is your first and only warning.

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    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Wait! First and onl….

    Oh damndamndamndamn

    Fie on thee, SuperB!

  8. 8
    SuburBint
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 9:45 am

    I hate it when I have fie on me. It’s so hard to wash off.

  9. 9
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Well then take back those bad Dingo- Pumpkin-related things you are saying about me.

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