Tonight’s Top 10 Shows, Friday, Jan. 27

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By NotWithoutMyTV | Friday, January 27, 2012 | 12:00 am | 0 Comments
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Friday, January 27

20/20 (ABC, 9 pm) When a woman tries to divorce her husband, TV producer Richard Shenkman, he reacts with a violent rampage that includes stalking, burning a house to the ground, and kidnapping his estranged wife at gunpoint.

I think there’s still some love there.

Does this ticket say “slap some raw meat on a plate”??

Kitchen Nightmares (Fox, 8 pm) Chef Ramsay revisits La Frite, Kingston Cafe, Capri and Spanish Pavilion to see if the owners succeeded in following his advice.

Three of the restaurants were now stores selling iPhone cases; the fourth had been turned into Big Roy’s Tattoo ‘n Tan.

WWE Friday Night Smackdown (Syfy, 8 pm) The “Viper” Randy Orton returns to SmackDown to take on the ruthless Wade Barrett.

Wade better get himself a nickname, STAT.

Gold Rush (Fox, 9pm) Parker Schnabel considers his future.

Anybody know what Yukon Corneilius did after Rudolph?

Four Weddings (TLC, 10 pm) Erika has chic nuptials in a penthouse.

The word “nuptials” always sounds dirty to me.

 Deadly Women (Investigation Discovery, 10 pm) A parent’s love may not be enough when teen rage takes over and turns deadly.

Sometimes parents need to hire muscle. Like Mr. Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor.

 

You’ll be playing Parcheesi with TWO broken legs, bitch!

The Life and Times of Tim (HBO, 10 pm) Amy and Tim host a game night.

The Wendy Williams Show (BET 12 am) Comic Andy Dick.

You gotta keep your eye on Andy Dick. You just never know what that crazy mo-fo is going to do.

Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Wars (Cinemax, 12 am) Sexy alien babes want to conquer mankind through sex-filled encounters.

The trilogy really lost its groove with Alien Sex Files 3.

Fraiser (WE, 11:30 pm) Frasier has Niles hire a legal shark (Saul Rubinek) to help with his divorce but fears having to testify.

Anybody who says they aren’t afraid of Camille is lying.

By day, I'm an editor. That means I get a cruel thrill out of identifying the parts of other people's creative projects that suck, and alerting those people to said suckage. Sometimes, I get paid for it. I've been known to lose my appetite after seeing how a Thai menu has folded, spindled, and mutilated the Queen's English. Imagine what TV does to me! I guess that's why I wanted to be a recapper at TVgasm. My friends have heard all of my rants, and they are sick of them. TVgasm is a whole new captive audience! So, let's make a compact, you and I: you agree to read my recaps and take what amusement you can from them, and I agree to put into the print the outrageous observations about the show that you thought, but were too PC to say. Let's share our joyous rage after wasting another perfectly good hour in front of the television.

Oh, and I still believe that Magnum, P.I. was the greatest show on television. Although I have not seen Thomas Magnum fishtail that Ferrari in the opening credits since I was 14. If Magnum, P.I. actually sucked, keep your damn squeal hole shut and don't ruin it for me, OK?

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