Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Friday, March 16

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By SuburBint | Friday, March 16, 2012 | 1:36 pm | 8 Comments
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Friday, March 16

On this date in 1995, Mississippi became the final state to ratify the Thirteenth Amendment. 1995. Really, Mississippi? Really?

Shark Tank (ABC 8pm) Singer-songwriter Ingrid Michaelson helps an entrepreneur from California pitch his music software product; a couple seek an investment for a solution to cellulite; a wine server presents a aerating device that could change the way wine is sold.

I’ve never heard of Ingrid Michaelson… Does that mean I’m not cool?

2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament: Leheigh vs. Duke

Duke has been “consistently inconsistent” this season. I can’t imagine why.

NBA Basketball: Miami Heat at Philadelphia 76ers (ESPN 8pm)

WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (SyFy 8pm) WrestleMania no.1 contenders collide as Chris Jericho takes on the “Great White”, Sheamus.

The guy practically glows in the dark.

Primetime: What Would You Do? (ABC 9pm) Cameras capture people’s reactions to dilemmas.

It’s like a depressing version of Candid Camera.

Dateline (NBC 10pm) A man with a surprising motive shoots a father in broad daylight.

The Ultimate Fighter Live (FX 10pm) Sixteen promising mixed martial artists move into The Ultimate Fighter house and join teams; one fighter receives bad news from home; two warriors face off.

So it’s just like every episode of The Ultimate Fighter ever?

Merlin (SyFy 10pm) Morgana and Southron warlord Helios hatch a plan to bring Camelot to its knees.

Much like Axl Rose in the jungle.

Spartacus: Vengeance (Starz 10pm) Spartacus gets a chance for revenge.

There’s a shocking plot twist for you.

In Plain Sight (USA 10pm) Season Premiere: Mary returns from maternity leave to find new office dynamics; a witness has the ability to take down a secret society.

I hope it’s the “Twig and Plums.”

What will you be watching tonight?

About

After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

8 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    They just don’t come any cooler than you, superB! It’s the people who actually KNOW Ingrid Michaelson who are not cool.

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    OMGasmi!!!!!— Jersey Shore Pop-Up at 10 pm on VH1
    Fill those glasses!!!

  3. 3
    reality watcher
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    From faraway, Mississippi looks like Bart Simpson!

  4. 4
    SuburBint
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Thanks for spreading the word, hot cawfee!

  5. 5
    SuburBint
    Posted March 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    SSC, you are my favorite cat of all the cats.

    Especially because you don’t try to trip me in the middle of the night when I get up to go to the bathroom like my own cats do. They’re not even named in the life insurance policy, homicidal little bastards.

  6. 6
    Hypnotoad Hypnotoad
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 1:42 am

    You. Are so. Right. That was the most profound and life-changing statement I have ever read in my entire life. And I am not being sarcastic. I’m not sure why I’ve not realized that before. Kudos, my friend.

  7. 7
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 5:25 am

    Don’t tell that to hubbycat. He swears I do that on purpose.

  8. 8
    Val
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    LMAO @reality watcher! :D

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