Friday, March 16
On this date in 1995, Mississippi became the final state to ratify the Thirteenth Amendment. 1995. Really, Mississippi? Really?
Shark Tank (ABC 8pm) Singer-songwriter Ingrid Michaelson helps an entrepreneur from California pitch his music software product; a couple seek an investment for a solution to cellulite; a wine server presents a aerating device that could change the way wine is sold.
I’ve never heard of Ingrid Michaelson… Does that mean I’m not cool?
2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament: Leheigh vs. Duke
Duke has been “consistently inconsistent” this season. I can’t imagine why.
NBA Basketball: Miami Heat at Philadelphia 76ers (ESPN 8pm)
WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (SyFy 8pm) WrestleMania no.1 contenders collide as Chris Jericho takes on the “Great White”, Sheamus.
The guy practically glows in the dark.
Primetime: What Would You Do? (ABC 9pm) Cameras capture people’s reactions to dilemmas.
It’s like a depressing version of Candid Camera.
Dateline (NBC 10pm) A man with a surprising motive shoots a father in broad daylight.
The Ultimate Fighter Live (FX 10pm) Sixteen promising mixed martial artists move into The Ultimate Fighter house and join teams; one fighter receives bad news from home; two warriors face off.
So it’s just like every episode of The Ultimate Fighter ever?
Merlin (SyFy 10pm) Morgana and Southron warlord Helios hatch a plan to bring Camelot to its knees.
Much like Axl Rose in the jungle.
Spartacus: Vengeance (Starz 10pm) Spartacus gets a chance for revenge.
There’s a shocking plot twist for you.
In Plain Sight (USA 10pm) Season Premiere: Mary returns from maternity leave to find new office dynamics; a witness has the ability to take down a secret society.
I hope it’s the “Twig and Plums.”
What will you be watching tonight?