Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Friday, May 18

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By SuburBint | | 10:06 am | 6 Comments

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After giving birth to her fourth child, SuburBint carefully weighed the options and decided that recapping reality TV was probably a better choice in the long run than alcoholism. Liver function tests have yet to confirm the wisdom of this decision. Being an honest-to-goodness recapper is also a dream come true, as she has aspired to do this ever since discovering that such a thing existed way back in 2002.

Her favorite shows of all time include Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Coupling, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, Community, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, and Veronica Mars. She can also quote The Big Lebowski in its entirety, and will do so with little to no provocation.

 

6 Comments

  1. 1
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

    I think we are back to saving the whales, only now it’s an obesity issue.

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

    I think we are back to saving the whales, only now it’s an obesity issue.

    You know, I think I’ll pass on that third Twinkie.

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

    So embarrassing. I was told that I had lost my connection, so I reposted.

    iPad lie.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 11:56 am

    I’ve never even heard of Magic City or Common Law. Have they been on long? Better yet, will they be on long?

  5. 5
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    I really don’t understand why viewers haven’t gotten hooked on the thrill ride of celebrity genealogy.

    In my dreams, every episode of Say Yes to the Dress is a crossover with that gun battle mentioned in the Nikita write-up.

    If you want to know what to worry about, turn on the news. In 6 minutes, you’ll be scared out of your effin’ mind: “After the break: terrorism, economic collapse, antibotic-resistant superbugs, America’s slow exit from the superpower club, political gridlock, ethnic cleansing, melting ice caps, the return of cholera, and Mitt Romney.”

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    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Yay! I’m so happy Supernatural is renewed. Its a great show!

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