Monday, April 16
Today is National Stress Awareness Day. Were you aware that stress exists? Because it totally does.
Dancing With the Stars (ABC 8pm) Carlos Santana performs; the remaining couples perform the salsa, Argentine tango or the samba.
I would like to see Carlos Santana perform the salsa, Argentine tango, or the samba.
The Voice (NBC 8pm) Top vocalists compete against one another and face elimination; Adam Levine performs with Wiz Khalifa; a preview of Justin Bieber’s new music video.
Justin Bieber? Are they that desperate for ratings?
Bones (Fox 8pm) A corpse that has been dyed blue is found in a landfill.
I guess now we know what happened to Violet Beauregarde.
House (Fox 9pm)
House acts out when his favorite prostitute decides to leave the business.
Make It or Break It (ABC Family 9pm) Lauren is urged to see a doctor about her condition.
That always sounds so mysterious and exotic, doesn’t it? “Her condition.” And then it’s going to end up being plantar warts or something equally exciting.
Eureka (SyFy 9pm) Premiere: The lost Astraeus crew returns; the crew realizes they have been on a four-year journey and now everyone is faced with a very new reality.
And that new reality involves this being the very last season of Eureka.
Castle (ABC 10pm) Castle takes on Detective Ethan Slaughter (Adam Baldwin) as his partner when tension between himself and Beckett rises, and he sees a new side to police work that puts him in danger.
"How can you shame me in front of new people?"
I would be lying if I didn’t admit that this entire prospect makes me as giddy as a school girl.
Smash (NBC 10pm) The arrival of a movie star (Uma Thurman) turns “Bombshell” upside-down; Ivy and Karen try to overcome their history and unite against their new rival; Tom and Sam’s romance heats up.
The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy.
Bethenney Ever After (Bravo 10pm) Home renovations leave Bethenny overwhelmed sending her to her breaking point.
And we all know how much it takes to push Bethenny to her breaking point.
Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas (Oxygen 10pm) Mimi has a breakdown that makes Elease feel queasy.
Queasy Elease is fun to say.